Why Is Brooklyn Barbecue Taking Over the World?

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"Brooklyn BBQ is more stylish, more loose," he said. "It lets you break from traditional Texas or Kansas City BBQ. It's more of a blend of every style, which lets you play around with every recipe rather than following a straight-up traditional recipe."




https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/d75jza/why-is-brooklyn-barbecue-taking-over-the-world?utm_source=munchiestwitterus


That is the saddest bbq plate I have ever seen.
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Well, my dog would eat it.

Then again, he would also eat poop.
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we're all falling for the troll, they know it sucks, but we're all talking about them today.
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"We removed all the things that make other BBQ good - seasonings, sauces, cooking methods, actual meat from cows - and replaced it with chunks of old shoes that we then heated up in a microwave."
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New York is all about throwing a bunch of **** together and making it their own. Happens with basically every type of food, especially Southern, Mexican, and Asian. Assimilation.

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...Are those King's Hawaiian rolls?
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I bet those pickles are those weird sweet ones too.
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Heim's would make them wet themselves.

Claude!
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It's like the old Aggie Special at Tom's, except much much worse. And Tom's wasn't great to begin with.
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Where's scimitar to tell us how good this place really is and how we only hate it because we are poor and stupid?
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

New York is all about throwing a bunch of **** together and making it their own. Happens with basically every type of food, especially Southern, Mexican, and Asian. Assimilation.




This. ^ They do it with every genre.

Edit: They don't mess with steak, though.
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Bayside Tiger Ag said:

Where's scimitar to tell us how good this place really is and how we only hate it because we are poor and stupid?


I'm waiting for Fido to come tell me what to think.
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Bayside Tiger Ag said:

Where's scimitar to tell us how good this place really is and how we only hate it because we are poor and stupid?


Too busy showing off his new wing tips to a group of newly separated marines that want to make bank in NYC.
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So they are half-assing something else. Not surprised. Give it enough time and they will claim they invented BBQ.
bad_teammate said on 2/10/21:
Just imagine how 1/6 would've played out if DC hadn't had such strict gun laws.

Two people starred his post as of the time of this signature. Those 3 people are allowed to vote in the US.
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I bet that brisket in the OP's picture is dry as hell.
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Cultural Appropriation!!
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Swarely said:



Quote:

"Brooklyn BBQ is more stylish, more loose," he said. "It lets you break from traditional Texas or Kansas City BBQ. It's more of a blend of every style, which lets you play around with every recipe rather than following a straight-up traditional recipe."




https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/d75jza/why-is-brooklyn-barbecue-taking-over-the-world?utm_source=munchiestwitterus


That is the saddest bbq plate I have ever seen.


People pour beer in a mason jar and think their meal is good cause it's hip
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Hipsters
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Swarely said:

Bayside Tiger Ag said:

Where's scimitar to tell us how good this place really is and how we only hate it because we are poor and stupid?


I'm waiting for Fido to come tell me what to think.
I only use meat from a muscle found in only 6% of all cows, soak it for 30 days in Norwegian truffle oil, then rub it with a proprietary blend of spices I had-gathered from the Andes. Finally I slow-roast it at body temperature for 8 months.
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nice appetizer, what's the main course?
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IBTanyarecipe
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Beer Baron said:

Swarely said:

Bayside Tiger Ag said:

Where's scimitar to tell us how good this place really is and how we only hate it because we are poor and stupid?


I'm waiting for Fido to come tell me what to think.
I only use meat from a muscle found in only 6% of all cows, soak it for 30 days in Norwegian truffle oil, then rub it with a proprietary blend of spices I had-gathered from the Andes. Finally I slow-roast it at body temperature for 8 months.


Don't forget the Fumunda Glaze!
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TexasAggie_02 said:

IBTanyarecipe

Hers probably includes grass fed beef and is automatically ****ty.
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Its an obvious troll attempt, but thats what makes the best trolls truly great. You just can't let even the thought of this go un-checked.

In one fail swoop, all of the kingdom's of BBQ united in an assault against that B.S.

Swarely
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You didn't read the article.
Brian Earl Spilner
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Killen's BBQ

<3
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Scimi doesn't live in NYC anymore. Heis now busting the balls of many sophisticated people in...Nashville, or something.
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80s Guy said:

Beer Baron said:

Swarely said:

Bayside Tiger Ag said:

Where's scimitar to tell us how good this place really is and how we only hate it because we are poor and stupid?


I'm waiting for Fido to come tell me what to think.
I only use meat from a muscle found in only 6% of all cows, soak it for 30 days in Norwegian truffle oil, then rub it with a proprietary blend of spices I had-gathered from the Andes. Finally I slow-roast it at body temperature for 8 months.


Don't forget the ketchup!
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Bayside Tiger Ag said:

Where's scimitar to tell us how good this place really is and how we only hate it because we are poor and stupid?


Scimi's in Memphis now, so he'd tell you that it sucks compared to what he can get locally. He'll still tell you that you're poor and stupid though.
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Eliminatus said:


That is wonderful
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Slicer97 said:

Bayside Tiger Ag said:

Where's scimitar to tell us how good this place really is and how we only hate it because we are poor and stupid?


Scimi's in Memphis now, so he'd tell you that it sucks compared to what he can get locally. He'll still tell you that you're poor and stupid though.


So he's forced to pretend pulled pork is better than brisket?
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No sauce, no beans, no potato salad. GTFO.
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Haha. ****ing yankees trying to barbecue. Hilarious.
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MooreTrucker said:

No sauce, no beans, no potato salad. GTFO.
If you have to put bbq sauce on the meat to enjoy it, that means the meat sucks.
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