Humorous Username said:

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Sorry. If you had PMs I'd tell you more since you might cross her path at more than one location.

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Humorous Username said:

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I know Cherry. I don't know you.

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Tomdoss92 said:

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Humorous Username said:

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I know Cherry. I don't know you.

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did he steal your purse?

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City Dumme said:

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My wife left me.

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Humorous Username said:

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Very disappointed that there aren't more divorce stories on this thread in this day and age of constant divorce.

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TPS_Report said:

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Got divorced in 1999. Used a DIY Divorce CD Rom I bought at Half Price Books. Total out of pocket with court fees was under $300. We didn't have children and didn't own property. Getting divorced made me feel like i did when the last bell rang before the start of summer! FREEDOM!!!!!

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TPS_Report said:

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Got divorced in 1999. Used a DIY Divorce CD Rom I bought at Half Price Books. Total out of pocket with court fees was under $300. We didn't have children and didn't own property. Getting divorced made me feel like i did when the last bell rang before the start of summer! FREEDOM!!!!!

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City Dumme said:

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My wife left me.

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CherryLodes said:

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TPS_Report said:

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Got divorced in 1999. Used a DIY Divorce CD Rom I bought at Half Price Books. Total out of pocket with court fees was under $300. We didn't have children and didn't own property. Getting divorced made me feel like i did when the last bell rang before the start of summer! FREEDOM!!!!!

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Same but circa 2015 and i printed all the paperwork off the internets with the help of a most excellent friend

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expresswrittenconsent said:

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CherryLodes said:

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TPS_Report said:

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Got divorced in 1999. Used a DIY Divorce CD Rom I bought at Half Price Books. Total out of pocket with court fees was under $300. We didn't have children and didn't own property. Getting divorced made me feel like i did when the last bell rang before the start of summer! FREEDOM!!!!!

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Same but circa 2015 and i printed all the paperwork off the internets with the help of a most excellent friend

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OMG - Did you used to have a really dumb millennial username based on your actual name, and would post all the time about how you would find liquor bottles in your spouse's car and how you thought he was an alcoholic? Pretty bad ass that immediately after that you became the drunkie/lush/happy hour queen of texags. You are the female, texags version of charlie sheen.

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expresswrittenconsent said:

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CherryLodes said:

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TPS_Report said:

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Got divorced in 1999. Used a DIY Divorce CD Rom I bought at Half Price Books. Total out of pocket with court fees was under $300. We didn't have children and didn't own property. Getting divorced made me feel like i did when the last bell rang before the start of summer! FREEDOM!!!!!

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Same but circa 2015 and i printed all the paperwork off the internets with the help of a most excellent friend

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OMG - Did you used to have a really dumb millennial username based on your actual name, and would post all the time about how you would find liquor bottles in your spouse's car and how you thought he was an alcoholic? Pretty bad ass that immediately after that you became the drunkie/lush/happy hour queen of texags. You are the female, texags version of charlie sheen.

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expresswrittenconsent said:

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CherryLodes said:

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TPS_Report said:

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Got divorced in 1999. Used a DIY Divorce CD Rom I bought at Half Price Books. Total out of pocket with court fees was under $300. We didn't have children and didn't own property. Getting divorced made me feel like i did when the last bell rang before the start of summer! FREEDOM!!!!!

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Same but circa 2015 and i printed all the paperwork off the internets with the help of a most excellent friend

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OMG - Did you used to have a really dumb millennial username based on your actual name, and would post all the time about how you would find liquor bottles in your spouse's car and how you thought he was an alcoholic? Pretty bad ass that immediately after that you became the drunkie/lush/happy hour queen of texags. You are the female, texags version of charlie sheen.

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BurnetAggie99 said:

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Dude your a idiot. Cherry is great people and no grounds for that personal attack

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Humorous Username said:

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Another one. Though this comes via a friend.

Guy in the Hill Country inherited 1,000 acres of land before he got married the first time.
He's been divorced 5 times, each while never having a prenup. He is down to about 30 acres.

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The Wonderer said:

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Humorous Username said:

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Another one. Though this comes via a friend.

Guy in the Hill Country inherited 1,000 acres of land before he got married the first time.
He's been divorced 5 times, each while never having a prenup. He is down to about 30 acres.

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Either 1) he has a ****ty lawyer, or 2) your friend is full of **** because a) inheritance is not treated as communal property, and b) inception of title rule dictates that property owned before marriage is not subject to communal property division rules as it is separate property when raised as a defense against the statutory presumption that all property owned upon dissolution of marriage is communal property.

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The Wonderer said:

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Humorous Username said:

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Another one. Though this comes via a friend.

Guy in the Hill Country inherited 1,000 acres of land before he got married the first time.
He's been divorced 5 times, each while never having a prenup. He is down to about 30 acres.

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Either 1) he has a ****ty lawyer, or 2) your friend is full of **** because a) inheritance is not treated as communal property, and b) inception of title rule dictates that property owned before marriage is not subject to communal property division rules as it is separate property when raised as a defense against the statutory presumption that all property owned upon dissolution of marriage is communal property.

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