I heard a good one last week from a lady:

- She signed a pre-nup that said if he filed for divorce the pre-nup was null and void. He added that she could have the house if either one filed to make her feel better.
- One kid together
- Dude has big-time job AND family money
- Dude does cocaine, hookers and abuses his wife
- When he passes out she grabs his hand and presses his thumb on his phone to get into the phone
- He has pics of the hookers, bags of drugs, etc.. Explicit text messages, etc..
- Last time cops were called she was hit with eviction papers the next day. Eviction? Dude didn't own the house - it was his parent's home.
- Lady has texted and talked to hookers about diseases and if they have any
- Now in the middle of divorce there are drug tests, supervised visitation, forensic accounting and overall craziness.

Last week you say?

If you make a mistake and someone calls you out on it then the OP should have to wallow in their fault and not be able to edit.

AngelAg said:

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If you make a mistake and someone calls you out on it then the OP should have to wallow in their fault and not be able to edit.

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LOL agree, but you'll never know the edit now unless there was a screen shot.

rlb28 said:

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AngelAg said:

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If you make a mistake and someone calls you out on it then the OP should have to wallow in their fault and not be able to edit.

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LOL agree, but you'll never know the edit now unless there was a screen shot.

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I saw it with my own two eyes

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Last time cops were called she was hit with eviction papers the next day. Eviction? Dude didn't own the house - it was his parent's home.

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The house was most likely in a trust (if the family was as wealthy as it seems)

Too much work, so just imagine I'm quoting a Tammy Wynette song about divorce.

This is more common then people realize. I had a friend with a very wealthy family that married a pretty unstable lady. The parents kept all the money and houses in their name, he pretty much owned the clothes on his back and got an allowance. He was almost 40.

He did have a steady job, he wasn't a bum. His parents wanted him to be able to live very comfortably while protecting their fortune from an inevitable divorce.

Brother's best friend:
- Married for 1.5 years
- Beleives (now ex) wife only married him for his money
- Once they had their first child, she treated him like s***, and said she wanted a divorce
- On her first pass at estimated expenses for child support, she said she spent more on clothes and food for her and the child in a month than he made in a month

Former co-worker:
- Married over 10 years
- Two kids involved
- Both parties were high earners that rarely saw each other
- Divorce was so messy that he left my company to focus solely on the divorce (that took years to finalize)
- He was so good at combing through financial records (he is a CPA) that his divorce attorney hired him on full time as a forensic accountant

Wife's former best friend:
- Married a guy that proposed to her only because she felt she was getting too old and should already be married
- Husband ended up having a low sex drive
- She cheated on him with dozens of men over 6-7 years
- She is now divorced and having an affair with a married man

Humorous Username said:

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Brother's best friend:
- Married for 1.5 years
- Beleives (now ex) wife only married him for his money
- Once they had their first child, she treated him like s***, and said she wanted a divorce
- On her first pass at estimated expenses for child support, she said she spent more on clothes and food for her and the child in a month than he made in a month

Former co-worker:
- Married over 10 years
- Two kids involved
- Both parties were high earners that rarely saw each other
- Divorce was so messy that he left my company to focus solely on the divorce (that took years to finalize)
- He was so good at combing through financial records (he is a CPA) that his divorce attorney hired him on full time as a forensic accountant

Wife's former best friend:
- Married a guy that proposed to her only because she felt she was getting too old and should already be married
- Husband ended up having a low sex drive
- She cheated on him with dozens of men over 6-7 years
- She is now divorced and having an affair with a married man

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Sounds like that might not be entirely inaccurate

Rule 1 on the wife's friend

BurnetAggie99 said:

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Rule 1 on the wife's friend

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You good with a 34-year-old that still goes to frat parties at UTSA and Texas State and gets blackout drunk? Because that's her.

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BurnetAggie99 said:

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Rule 1 on the wife's friend

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You good with a 34-year-old that still goes to frat parties at UTSA and Texas State and gets blackout drunk? Because that's her.

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Sounds perfect

Winning

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Rule 1 on the wife's friend

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You good with a 34-year-old that still goes to frat parties at UTSA and Texas State and gets blackout drunk? Because that's her.

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Sounds perfect

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No pics. But you can find her on Tinder in Northwest San Antonio.

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Brother's best friend:
- Married for 1.5 years
- Beleives (now ex) wife only married him for his money
- Once they had their first child, she treated him like s***, and said she wanted a divorce
- On her first pass at estimated expenses for child support, she said she spent more on clothes and food for her and the child in a month than he made in a month

Former co-worker:
- Married over 10 years
- Two kids involved
- Both parties were high earners that rarely saw each other
- Divorce was so messy that he left my company to focus solely on the divorce (that took years to finalize)
- He was so good at combing through financial records (he is a CPA) that his divorce attorney hired him on full time as a forensic accountant

Wife's former best friend:
- Married a guy that proposed to her only because she felt she was getting too old and should already be married
- Husband ended up having a low sex drive
- She cheated on him with dozens of men over 6-7 years
- She is now divorced and having an affair with a married man

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Sounds like that might not be entirely inaccurate

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Not necessarily. She might have been running up loads of debt.

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Rule 1 on the wife's friend

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You good with a 34-year-old that still goes to frat parties at UTSA and Texas State and gets blackout drunk?

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Humorous Username said:

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Woody2006 said:

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Humorous Username said:

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Rule 1 on the wife's friend

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You good with a 34-year-old that still goes to frat parties at UTSA and Texas State and gets blackout drunk? Because that's her.

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Sounds perfect

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No pics. But you can find her on Tinder in Northwest San Antonio.

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What's her Texags handle?

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Rule 1 on the wife's friend

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You good with a 34-year-old that still goes to frat parties at UTSA and Texas State and gets blackout drunk? Because that's her.

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Sounds perfect

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No pics. But you can find her on Tinder in Northwest San Antonio.

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What's her Texags handle?

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I don't think she's on Texags, but she is on FetLife.

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AngelAg said:

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If you make a mistake and someone calls you out on it then the OP should have to wallow in their fault and not be able to edit.

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LOL agree, but you'll never know the edit now unless there was a screen shot.

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I saw it with my own two eyes

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You're back???? Hi!!

My mom's best friend uses her alimony checks solely on Vegas trips and male escorts. She goes about 8 times a year.

Her way of putting it is that is what the money had been going to for years anyways so might as well keep the tradition alive.

(The husband did it to her while they were married. "Business trips". And yes. He used male escorts too)

I always appreciated the spite she exhibited.

She didn't like me sleeping with other women

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She didn't like me sleeping with other women

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Some women can be so unreasonable.

Very disappointed that there aren't more divorce stories on this thread in this day and age of constant divorce.

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Last time cops were called she was hit with eviction papers the next day. Eviction? Dude didn't own the house - it was his parent's home.

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The house was most likely in a trust (if the family was as wealthy as it seems)

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Well, poor couples typically don't have prenups, so I'd say he was from decent money.


I was going to say "poor people", but then I realized that is exactly what pre-nups are for. To keep the poor person from taking the rich person's things.

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She didn't like me sleeping with other women

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Especially when deer hunting.....

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Rule 1 on the wife's friend

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You good with a 34-year-old that still goes to frat parties at UTSA and Texas State and gets blackout drunk? Because that's her.

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Sounds perfect

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No pics. But you can find her on Tinder in Northwest San Antonio.

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What's her Texags handle?

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I don't think she's on Texags, but she is on FetLife.

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I have no idea what that is. I hope there are no kids involved as she doesnt sound to have grown up...

I have never seen rule one followed and a member for 7 years

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I have never seen rule one followed and a member for 7 years

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do you even math bro? username was created Aug 7th 2012... that is not 7 years

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Rule 1 on the wife's friend

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You good with a 34-year-old that still goes to frat parties at UTSA and Texas State and gets blackout drunk? Because that's her.

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Sounds perfect

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No pics. But you can find her on Tinder in Northwest San Antonio.

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What's her Texags handle?

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I don't think she's on Texags, but she is on FetLife.

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I have no idea what that is. I hope there are no kids involved as she doesnt sound to have grown up...

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No kids, though her husband did force her to have an abortion because he wasn't ready for kids.

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Wife's former best friend:
- Married a guy that proposed to her only because she felt she was getting too old and should already be married
- Husband ended up having a low sex drive
- She cheated on him with dozens of men over 6-7 years
- She is now divorced and having an affair with a married man

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So she felt she was "too old" when she was in her mid twenties?

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You good with a 34-year-old that still goes to frat parties at UTSA and Texas State and gets blackout drunk? Because that's her.

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Sounds perfect

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Agreed. She's either in San Antonio, New Braunfels, or Austin.

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Wife's former best friend:
- Married a guy that proposed to her only because she felt she was getting too old and should already be married
- Husband ended up having a low sex drive
- She cheated on him with dozens of men over 6-7 years
- She is now divorced and having an affair with a married man

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You good with a 34-year-old that still goes to frat parties at UTSA and Texas State and gets blackout drunk? Because that's her.

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So she felt she was "too old" when she was in her mid twenties?

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Yes. She told me it was because her mom was 22 when her mom was married.

Humorous Username said:

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BurnetAggie99 said:

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Rule 1 on the wife's friend

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You good with a 34-year-old that still goes to frat parties at UTSA and Texas State and gets blackout drunk? Because that's her.

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Sounds perfect

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No pics. But you can find her on Tinder in Northwest San Antonio.

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I'm from Northwest San Antonio...really makes you think

Without rule 1 or other information it's hard to know anything.