*Goes to Texags search function*
*Sets to "General Board" and "Forever"*
*Types in "Sex"*

Jackpot!

My favorite part of these are remembering how defensive and butthurt Bombay would get anytime he thought someone wasn't blaming women enough for all problems

Win At Life said:

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MBUSA: The hardest working man in the sex.

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FIFY

Didn't realize so many of you had to get your wife drunk to get any. I am going to invest in some alcohol stocks, should make a fortune.

I have an 11pm curfew. If I make it into bed before 11 and give her a solid massage, its game on.

Average human walking speed 3 to 4 miles per hour.

3mi 5280ft/1mi = 15840ft/hr

15840ft/hr 1hr/60min 3min =

792 ft

Same calc at 4 mi/ hr = 1056 ft

Damn that is a big house!

geoag58 said:

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Average human walking speed 3 to 4 miles per hour.

3mi 5280ft/1mi = 15840ft/hr

15840ft/hr 1hr/60min 3min =

792 ft

Same calc at 4 mi/ hr = 1056 ft

Damn that is a big house lie!

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FIFBarnes

Back to the original subject. This is why you don't marry a woman that's in it for the security or money. No matter how good she looks, there needs to be an equal attraction. Sure have fun with them up front but never let it get serious. And if you get the slightest hint that she thinks she can use it as leverage, run fast. I'd guess 95% of these women showed their cards before marriage but the guy was too entranced to heed the warning.

I can't imagine having to get my wife drunk or spend money on her in order to get some. Must really suck to be stuck in that trap.

CS78 said:

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Back to the original subject. This is why you don't marry a woman that's in it for the security or money. No matter how good she looks, there needs to be an equal attraction. Sure have fun with them up front but never let it get serious. And if you get the slightest hint that she thinks she can use it as leverage, run fast. I'd guess 95% of these women showed their cards before marriage but the guy was too entranced to heed the warning.

I can't imagine having to get my wife drunk or spend money on her in order to get some. Must really suck to be stuck in that trap.

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Also the odds are good that if you have to do either of these to get laid that she is banging a ****** frat dude or muscle bound POS on the side.