Married Sex

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champagnepapi
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Why did bud sex get deleted?
Beer Baron
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champagnepapi said:

Why did bud sex get deleted?
BECAUSE THIS IS A PLACE FOR CIVIL DISCUSSION ABOUT CHILDREN WATCHING THEIR PARENTS BONE FROM A SEX BALCONY!
Drawkcab
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I'm sure it's big and you feel really proud but you have a seriously ****ed up house man.
John Francis Donaghy
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Can't even talk about doing a little bro bono work on the side.
Beer Baron
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Are we sure it's not just a barn with a hayloft?
03_Aggie
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No, man. It's a huge house and taking the staircase up and then walking across to the other side of the house is much quicker than walking across before taking the staircase up.
Mr Global Warming
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Think of it as just like the Playboy mansion, except there aren't a ton of hot young women there that people watch get naked and have sex - there's just mom. You know that way it's more of a family place. Until we go to Canada. Then we really stuff a few extra pucks in the five hole, eh?
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I can't wait till I get married so I can have the sex.
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MarkBarnesUSA
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Och26-58-87 said:

PDEMDHC said:


If the GF has 3 drinks, she turns into a teenage guy soliciting me for sex. I like.

You might consider rephrasing that comment!


Hahah damnit
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Sullys Guy said:

I can't wait till I get married so I can have the sex.
Jinx!
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MBUSA
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Drawkcab said:

I'm sure it's big and you feel really proud but you have a seriously ****ed up house man.


It cuts down on time. I have timed it. 3 minutes to go from my room to the main staircase to their rooms. Less than 20 seconds with this setup.
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MBUSA said:

Drawkcab said:

I'm sure it's big and you feel really proud but you have a seriously ****ed up house man.


It cuts down on time. I have timed it. 3 minutes to go from my room to the main staircase to their rooms. Less than 20 seconds with this setup.


Can get to kids rooms quicker (do you have a ladder from your room to the balcony? Still don't get how that setup has anything to do with how quickly you can get to their rooms), but have to leave the house to have sex. Seems logical.
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3 minutes?

Good Lord. Just how big is this house?
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AgEng06 said:

3 minutes?

Good Lord. Just how big is this house?
It cooooould be like a McDonald's with a play place.
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MBUSA said:

Drawkcab said:

I'm sure it's big and you feel really proud but you have a seriously ****ed up house man.


It cuts down on time. I have timed it. 3 minutes to go from my room to the main staircase to their rooms. Less than 20 seconds with this setup.


If your house is that big, just have a designated **** room. Pick an out of the way room, put a deadbolt on the door, put whatever freaky deaky stuff you want in there, and never let the kids see the inside.

Give it some innocuous sounding name, like "the Reflection Room", so the kids don't overhear you talking about your **** dungeon or your bang bungalow and blab it to the outside world, and get your 50 shades of marital bliss on somewhere besides your zoo exhibit of a bedroom.
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AgEng06 said:

3 minutes?

Good Lord. Just how big is this house?


Imaginary houses can be as big as you want
Win At Life
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powerbelly said:

AgEng06 said:

3 minutes?

Good Lord. Just how big is this house?


Imaginary houses can be as big as you want


Yeah, I call BS on this. I walk up to the fourth floor of my building and all the way across a 30,000 square foot floor in less than 3 minutes.
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I think it slowed the minute I occasionally replaced the "yes, dears" with the likes of "wait a minute" or "this is what I think."

It was more about control as it was about enjoyment. She was more interested in the "leverage" that she felt like she was earning.
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John Francis Donaghy said:

MBUSA said:

Drawkcab said:

I'm sure it's big and you feel really proud but you have a seriously ****ed up house man.


It cuts down on time. I have timed it. 3 minutes to go from my room to the main staircase to their rooms. Less than 20 seconds with this setup.


If your house is that big, just have a designated **** room. Pick an out of the way room, put a deadbolt on the door, put whatever freaky deaky stuff you want in there, and never let the kids see the inside.

Give it some innocuous sounding name, like "the Reflection Room", so the kids don't overhear you talking about your **** dungeon or your bang bungalow and blab it to the outside world, and get your 50 shades of marital bliss on somewhere besides your zoo exhibit of a bedroom.

Do you do interior design?
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tamuangry said:

ClickClack said:

The best part is when the door is locked and we're ... aaalmost finished...and they without fail start banging on the door, crying, and freaking out because they can't get in. And don't stop even when you tell them to chill out for a minute. This is why I fly off the handle. I think it's justified. Kids are such cock blocks.


And this.
except when you thought you heard the wife lock the door so you didnt check it and....yeah....wife:"what was that? did someone walk in? Oh *****..did he see my ass?...he saw my ass didn't he...?
MBUSA
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8400 sq. Ft.
MBUSA
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Too big.
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MBUSA said:

8400 sq. Ft.
Barnes, is that you?
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3 minutes???? Take the blindfold off from the crazy secks games

But seriously we just had a guy on the a&m track team run a sub 4 minute mile...im sure u can get across your house and up stairs in well under 3 minutes.
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I really do think that is Barnes. What a psycho.
3rd and 2
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SidetrackAg said:

Cromagnum said:

Guys libido is always ready to go.

Men need:
A willing partner.

Women need:
Be in the mood
Not tired
Not just woken up
Not hungry
Not too full
Not angry at anything (especially not at you)
Not thinking about something else
Sheets on bed can't be just washed
Romantic dinner, drinks, flowers, sizeable gift
You're doing something wrong if your woman needs all of that


Um,you must not be married.
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"What's this button do?"
SidetrackAg
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I am married, bro
3rd and 2
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SidetrackAg said:

I am married, bro
Same sex?
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No, she has a vajeen, and was born with it!
3rd and 2
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SidetrackAg said:



No, she has a vajeen, and was born with it!
good job
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