No alcohol needed.
We're both ready and willing whenever the other is.
Alcohol never hurts, but not required.

Grats on the sex everyone

Ours is actually the opposite. Alcohol usually means we aren't getting any that night. Neither of us get very much out of drunk/buzzed sex.

I'm in an assisted living facility, too! What is her room number? I'll motor down the hall to see if we are in the same facility!

Look, here is the key to a happy marriage.

1. Get naked.

2. Position yourself on bed butt up to the ceiling.

3. Wife goes behind and does a great reach around while touching your button star .

4. Climax.


Your welcome......

BackwardsInBoots said:

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coupland boy said:

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Boy, the GB sure has changed. Used to be married people had sex am average of 3 to 4 times per week around here.

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No one ever said they were having sex with their spouses.

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If the married people here were having sex, there would be nobody on the GB.

Maroonedinaustin said:

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If we need our kids to come downstairs all I have to do is touch my wife's boob. 95% of the time they're walking into our bedroom two minutes later. The other 5% my wife has a headache.

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I'm banging all the wives

Good read. Thanks for sharing.

If the GF has 3 drinks, she turns into a teenage guy soliciting me for sex. I like.

Otherwise, she would never dare flirt nor show much interest unless I do first. About a 90/10 split. She just wants me to make the move and show she's attractive.

At first, her drinking/confidence bothered me as I wondered why not when you're sober. What I've learned is her job is so high stress and she is so ADD, she can't clear her head for anything unless I do it for her. She's looking for a new job starting this weekend. Curious how that might change things... if at all

We've spoken about it. For a week, she had the responsibility for making the moves and flirty. With her ADD, she forgot halfway through the process.... I was not a fan.

All about knowing each other... and still having some solo time when she messes with your emotions.

PDEMDHC said:

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All about knowing each other... and still having some solo time when she messes with your emotions.

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Check out the "your idea of a '10' " thread....

Man, I really hate those 4 nights a week we don't do it, and we're just too tired or she's up late grading papers.

PDEMDHC said:

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Good read. Thanks for sharing.

If the GF has 3 drinks, she turns into a teenage guy soliciting me for sex. I like.

Otherwise, she would never dare flirt nor show much interest unless I do first. About a 90/10 split. She just wants me to make the move and show she's attractive.

At first, her drinking/confidence bothered me as I wondered why not when you're sober. What I've learned is her job is so high stress and she is so ADD, she can't clear her head for anything unless I do it for her.

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Sounds like she needs the 50 Shades Treatment. I would hazard that a little bondage would really bring out her inner freak. Try bringing some handcuffs and a blindfold into the mix and watch the fireworks go off. Today would be a perfect time to try it.

jr15aggie said:

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My poor kids don't understand why Daddy blows off the handle sometimes when I'm in the other room:

1. Because I can hear you pissing off mommy
2. Because I've already made dinner and cleaned the kitchen
3. Because I've given her hints and she's giggled back at me all day.
4. Because I'm trying to get laid tonight and you friggin kids are screwing up hours worth of planning!!!!

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This.

ClickClack said:

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The best part is when the door is locked and we're ... aaalmost finished...and they without fail start banging on the door, crying, and freaking out because they can't get in. And don't stop even when you tell them to chill out for a minute. This is why I fly off the handle. I think it's justified. Kids are such cock blocks.

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And this.

Cromagnum said:

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Guys libido is always ready to go.

Men need:
A willing partner.

Women need:
Be in the mood
Not tired
Not just woken up
Not hungry
Not too full
Not angry at anything (especially not at you)
Not thinking about something else
Sheets on bed can't be just washed
Romantic dinner, drinks, flowers, sizeable gift

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Speaking of NYC, headed there tomorrow. He he he.

PlanoAg98 said:

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As a couples therapist, I can tell you this is more common than you'd think.

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This is why swinging lifestyle is so good. You get a little strange and so does she.

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She in Plano too?

Win At Life said:

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MBUSA said:

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That's what mistresses are for. Once you have kids you better break out the booze. Sake works with my wife.

8 years ago. We have a two story bedroom. We were going at it. My oldest says, "Are y'all done yet? **** has a bloody nose." They were looking down on us from the second floor of the room. Ever since then it only happens in NYC or Canada.

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Your bedroom has a second floor viewing balcony accessible to the rest of the house? WTF?

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It is for access to the kids rooms. While the area is rather large, 17 by 28, it was a way we could get to their rooms without having to cross the whole house to the main staircase. This is a big home. Their rooms are on the second floor.

Win At Life said:

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MBUSA said:

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That's what mistresses are for. Once you have kids you better break out the booze. Sake works with my wife.

8 years ago. We have a two story bedroom. We were going at it. My oldest says, "Are y'all done yet? **** has a bloody nose." They were looking down on us from the second floor of the room. Ever since then it only happens in NYC or Canada.

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Your bedroom has a second floor viewing balcony accessible to the rest of the house? WTF?

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It is a seating area with a chimney and bar. But, but yes, it overlooks our bed. I have my favorite tv up there. It allows access to our kids easily. And them to us.