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In reply to jr15aggie • 11:19a, 2/13/18
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jr15aggie said:
My poor kids don't understand why Daddy blows off the handle sometimes when I'm in the other room:

1. Because I can hear you pissing off mommy
2. Because I've already made dinner and cleaned the kitchen
3. Because I've given her hints and she's giggled back at me all day.
4. Because I'm trying to get laid tonight and you friggin kids are screwing up hours worth of planning!!!!
Absolute greatness! Happens all the time!

Typically I get the one kid that decides to wake up right before the act! Rolls right into the bed like..."what's up ya'll"

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In reply to jr15aggie • 11:21a, 2/13/18
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The best part is when the door is locked and we're ... aaalmost finished...and they without fail start banging on the door, crying, and freaking out because they can't get in. And don't stop even when you tell them to chill out for a minute. This is why I fly off the handle. I think it's justified. Kids are such cock blocks.
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In reply to ClickClack • 11:24a, 2/13/18
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Hang in there. When they get older, they know what you're doing in there and are so mortified they won't even have the nerve to walk past your bedroom door.
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In reply to aglaohfour • 11:26a, 2/13/18
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Agoodlittleag04 said:
Hang in there. When they get older, they know what you're doing in there and are so mortified they won't even have the nerve to walk past your bedroom door.

Good.
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In reply to Dad-O-Lot • 11:26a, 2/13/18
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Dad-O-Lot said:
I cannot relate


This is gold. Username checks out.
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11:28a, 2/13/18
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Take note, all you folks that have yet to have children. The last few posts are proof that you need to be ready for sex whenever, wherever, because kids will somehow cock block you.
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In reply to aglaohfour • 11:31a, 2/13/18
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Agoodlittleag04 said:
Hang in there. When they get older, they know what you're doing in there and are so mortified they won't even have the nerve to walk past your bedroom door.


Though it can allegedly harm the kids. Friend of mine called off a relationship partly due to the girl's hangups about sex. Allegedly her parents were extremely vocal during sex (NTTAWWT), and her and her siblings heard it all.
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In reply to Humorous Username • 11:35a, 2/13/18
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Omg. That sounds like the lamest excuse to get out of sex that I've ever heard. Everyone knows their parents have (had) sex and they get on with it themselves just fine.

Besides, I think it's important for kids to know that sex in a loving relationship is a good and healthy thing. Not talking about doing anything gross right in front of them or being super loud, but letting kids know that their parents still feel that way about each other isn't a bad thing.
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In reply to jr15aggie • 11:37a, 2/13/18
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In reply to aglaohfour • 11:40a, 2/13/18
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Agoodlittleag04 said:
Omg. That sounds like the lamest excuse to get out of sex that I've ever heard. Everyone knows their parents have (had) sex and they get on with it themselves just fine.

Besides, I think it's important for kids to know that sex in a loving relationship is a good and healthy thing. Not talking about doing anything gross right in front of them or being super loud, but letting kids know that their parents still feel that way about each other isn't a bad thing.


Plus, with this enlightened attitude, you can just hang the swing in the living room and leave it up for general family use instead of having to constantly hook it up and then unhook it in the bedroom.
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In reply to aglaohfour • 11:42a, 2/13/18
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Which is why they aren't together anymore. He had an affair with a married woman for a few months during their relationship, and I'm sure he was looking elsewhere. That girl was just one of the ones that didn't enjoy sex. Sucked for him.
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In reply to AliasMan02 • 11:44a, 2/13/18
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AliasMan02 said:
Agoodlittleag04 said:
Omg. That sounds like the lamest excuse to get out of sex that I've ever heard. Everyone knows their parents have (had) sex and they get on with it themselves just fine.

Besides, I think it's important for kids to know that sex in a loving relationship is a good and healthy thing. Not talking about doing anything gross right in front of them or being super loud, but letting kids know that their parents still feel that way about each other isn't a bad thing.


Plus, with this enlightened attitude, you can just hang the swing in the living room and leave it up for general family use instead of having to constantly hook it up and then unhook it in the bedroom.


You people don't have dedicated sex rooms built behind false walls/bookcases?
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In reply to BombayAg • 12:00p, 2/13/18
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BombayAg said:

Have you thought of possibilities that some women are low libido or have other hormone issues after pregnancy?
Just keep telling yourself that.
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12:01p, 2/13/18
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Coolidge Effect... look it up.
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In reply to [removed post] • 12:59p, 2/13/18
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Bayside Tiger Ag said:
My non troll answer


My wife and I have doing it nights on Wednesday and Saturday. We usually have a few drinks before hand to the point of getting a little tipsy. We used to just do it without alcohol and it was okay but not as fun. When drinking we both enjoy it and we have fun with toys or role play or something else. Do we need to drink to do it? No, and sometimes we don't when she just wants me to bust a nut so she can do something else before bed. But it makes it fun and we enjoy it.
We don't have set days, but if the whiskey bottle comes out of the cabinet........I know that it's go time!!!

In all seriousness, after 12 years of marriage and several years of dating before that, sometimes the "usual" isn't as fun. Gotta kick it up a notch!


I agree changing it up is necessary but if your wife needs a mind altering drug to have sex with you every time that just isn't normal.


I specifically said she didn't
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1:03p, 2/13/18
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Aaaaaaand my TexAgs ads are for Adam & Eve.
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1:11p, 2/13/18
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Money cures all libido ills.
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1:27p, 2/13/18
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Married Sex


I'll take Oxymorons for $1000, Alex
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In reply to jr15aggie • 1:40p, 2/13/18
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jr15aggie said:
My poor kids don't understand why Daddy blows off the handle sometimes when I'm in the other room:

1. Because I can hear you pissing off mommy
2. Because I've already made dinner and cleaned the kitchen
3. Because I've given her hints and she's giggled back at me all day.
4. Because I'm trying to get laid tonight and you friggin kids are screwing up hours worth of planning!!!!
Can't star this post enough!
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2:16p, 2/13/18
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Boy, the GB sure has changed. Used to be married people had sex am average of 3 to 4 times per week around here.
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In reply to coupland boy • 2:27p, 2/13/18
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Boy, the GB sure has changed. Used to be married people had sex am average of 3 to 4 times per week around here.


Yes. Because if it's on TexAgs, it must be true.
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2:36p, 2/13/18
Sex life took a steep downward turn after kid number 1. Post partum is real. I didn't see the signs because I was at work so much.

With the second I jumped on that **** the second I suspected. The antidepressants were like viagra for her. Pregnancy changes women. Muscles stretch and can tear. Kegels are important. And for many women hormones do not go back to prepregnancy levels until 4 years after giving birth.

Now we have sex pretty regularly. And after 15 years together the kink level has definitely gone up a few levels.

So no, alcohol not required for sex......but the freakiness level definitely goes up a few notches if she has had a margarita or two.
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2:40p, 2/13/18
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Three stages of sex life:

tri-weekly

try weekly

try weakly
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2:41p, 2/13/18
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It is a scientific fact that one food in particular will cause a woman to stop providing oral sex....wedding cake.

....and I have to justify to people why I'm on my third marriage.
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In reply to Burrus86 • 2:56p, 2/13/18
Do you reciprocate?

And

Are you good at it?

If both the answers above are yes, then you are choosing poorly. If one of the answers to the above questions is no, then you only have yourself to blame.
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In reply to Ags4DaWin • 3:11p, 2/13/18
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Ags4DaWin said:
Do you reciprocate?

And

Are you good at it?

If both the answers above are yes, then you are choosing poorly. If one of the answers to the above questions is no, then you only have yourself to blame.


I don't know about any of that, but your mom never seemed to complain....
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In reply to Ags4DaWin • 3:17p, 2/13/18
Ags4DaWin said:
And after 15 years together the kink level has definitely gone up a few levels.

So no, alcohol not required for sex......but the freakiness level definitely goes up a few notches if she has had a margarita or two.

Please describe in graphic detail and upload the pics and video. Thanks.
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In reply to Burrus86 • 3:20p, 2/13/18
Burrus86 said:
Ags4DaWin said:
Do you reciprocate?

And

Are you good at it?

If both the answers above are yes, then you are choosing poorly. If one of the answers to the above questions is no, then you only have yourself to blame.


I don't know about any of that, but your mom never seemed to complain....


My mom is an assisted living facility due to lack of mental capacity and legally can't make decisions for herself.

Can I get ur address? Cops will be there shortly to collect you.

Oh you were joking? Okay!
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In reply to Drawkcab • 3:22p, 2/13/18
The rules do not apply to me so...

No.
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3:52p, 2/13/18
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This is the God's honest truth.

My wife's new years resolution was to proposition me at least once per day.

She says it's because she wants me to know how much she appreciates me. Okay, whatever....I'll take it.
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In reply to suprafly03 • 3:58p, 2/13/18
You have a good woman. Hold on to her and stick it to her good.
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4:02p, 2/13/18
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Should I stay single?
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In reply to suprafly03 • 4:05p, 2/13/18
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suprafly03 said:
This is the God's honest truth.

My wife's new years resolution was to proposition me at least once per day.

She says it's because she wants me to know how much she appreciates me. Okay, whatever....I'll take it.
so how long did that actually last? Because one thing women don't think of is that the reason they feel like they "initiate" things most of the time is because the guy isn't going to turn her down.
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In reply to jr15aggie • 4:10p, 2/13/18
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jr15aggie said:
My poor kids don't understand why Daddy blows off the handle sometimes when I'm in the other room:

1. Because I can hear you pissing off mommy
2. Because I've already made dinner and cleaned the kitchen
3. Because I've given her hints and she's giggled back at me all day.
4. Because I'm trying to get laid tonight and you friggin kids are screwing up hours worth of planning!!!!


So much this!!!!
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In reply to ThunderCougarFalconBird • 4:34p, 2/13/18
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Still going strong.

She hasn't missed a night.

I turned her down a few times when I felt like crap with a fever. But she still offered....

The only catch is she wants praise for it. No problem from me.

She caught a lot of hell from her friends when she announced it at a dinner. They were all like "shut the **** up, never let our husband's know that sort of thing". My friends were amazed.
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