Harry: "Two of them...One of them's got a gun"
Lloyd: "Did you pay the gas bill? Do you realize what you've done!?"
Lloyd: "Did you pay the gas bill? Do you realize what you've done!?"
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I could post on this all night...speaking of dumb and dumber! Fits me to a T!
"Big gulps huh? Welp, see ya later"
"Big gulps huh? Welp, see ya later"
A tad Lloyd?!?!?!?!?!
"I bet I can get ya gambling by the end of the day"
"no way"
"I'll give ya 2 to 1"
"no"
"I'll give ya 5 to 1"
"no way lloyd"
"I'll give ya 10 to 1"
"You're on"
"I don't know how I'm going to get you, but I'm going to get ya"
"Laura Miller is a hypocritical winch, and if I see her on the street, I'm going to pimp slap her all the way back to city council."
-Wrighty Conservason
"no way"
"I'll give ya 2 to 1"
"no"
"I'll give ya 5 to 1"
"no way lloyd"
"I'll give ya 10 to 1"
"You're on"
"I don't know how I'm going to get you, but I'm going to get ya"
"Laura Miller is a hypocritical winch, and if I see her on the street, I'm going to pimp slap her all the way back to city council."
-Wrighty Conservason
"She actually talked to me man."
I desperately want to make love to a school boy.
"Got fired again today."
"Man, you are one pathetic loser."
"Man, you are one pathetic loser."
"they always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident"
you sold our dead bird petey to a blind kid?!
Freda told me the whole disgusting story, Mr. French Tickler.
"I thought the Rockies would be a whole lot Rockier."
"That John Denver's full of shiit man"
"That John Denver's full of shiit man"
Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself! -Harry Dunne
"Nice set of hooters you got there."
....but that's a nice ski mask!!!
So.....you going somewhere?
How'd you know?
Well...I saw the luggage and I put 2 and 2 together
How'd you know?
Well...I saw the luggage and I put 2 and 2 together
who knows the exact quote about Harry's response to pick her up at a quarter to 8??? I can't think of the exact conversation
When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her. -Lloyd
That's a special feeling. -Harry
That's a special feeling. -Harry
Harry & Lloyd: Mock
Mexicans: Sing
Harry & Lloyd: Bird
Mexicans: Sing
Mexicans: Sing
Harry & Lloyd: Bird
Mexicans: Sing
"Lloyd, I can't feel my fingers"
"You should probably take these extra gloves, my hands are starting to sweat anyways."
"Extra gloves. Extra gloves Lloyd."
"Yeeeeeeeh, we're in the Rockies"
"You should probably take these extra gloves, my hands are starting to sweat anyways."
"Extra gloves. Extra gloves Lloyd."
"Yeeeeeeeh, we're in the Rockies"
What's the soup of the day?
It's the soup de jour.
Mmm sounds good, I'll have that.
It's the soup de jour.
Mmm sounds good, I'll have that.
Sampsonite...I was way off!
<-- soup du jour
Tick tac sir?
Yea, I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough or something. I don't know I wasn't really paying attention.
LSU
Mary-So you'll pick me up tonight at 7:45?
HARRY-Well no I got a few things to take care of first, but why don't we make it a quarter to 8.
MARY-Stop it.
HARRY-O.K. 7:45.
Mary-So you'll pick me up tonight at 7:45?
HARRY-Well no I got a few things to take care of first, but why don't we make it a quarter to 8.
MARY-Stop it.
HARRY-O.K. 7:45.
Wait, I think I just -- Yea, I just had an idea.
According to the map we've only gone about four inches. You know I don't think we have enough gas money.
Those are IOU's. They're as good as money.
Are you going to eat that?
What that? No, yes, no, well, no, it, uhh, crossed my mind, yea.
What that? No, yes, no, well, no, it, uhh, crossed my mind, yea.
"That sounds like a dare Harry." "It's a double dare!"
Harry: I've even bred them.
Mary: Oh yeah, any unusual breeding?
Harry: No mostly just doggy style.
Mary: Oh yeah, any unusual breeding?
Harry: No mostly just doggy style.
Chicks dig it. It's the shaggin wagon.
"Those your skis"
"That's right"
"Both of them?"
"Yeh."
"Cool"
"That's right"
"Both of them?"
"Yeh."
"Cool"
You fellas been doin' a bit of boozin' have ya? Suckin' back on Grandpa's old cough medicine?
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