Indeed, it's a box! And inside the box...is another box!



It's like a matroyskha doll of boxes, though I admit that I'd be a little confused if it was just a series of smaller tool boxes. Nevertheless, let us delve inside to find additional treasure.

The box disgorges its treasures. What do we have first?



A set of high quality drill bits to match the tool box (and the drill I already possess), and a great improvement over the baby's first drill bit set I've been using these last twenty years.

But wait, there's more!

Box content the next:



All the tool containing, drill bit having activities are sure to work up a powerful hunger in a man, and what better way to calm the ravening stomach than with the many-tendriled deliciousness of Wel-Pac brand Prepared Squid? As the back of the bag says, "Make sure you have enough! It's also a convenient snack to take on picnics." Even better, thanks to the clear labeling, I can confidently eat this any time on or before July 30, 2018 (though it likely won't last until the new year...I just hope I have enough).

You must be saying to yourself that surely the toll box, commodious as it clearly is, cannot hope to contain yet more treasures. You'd lose that bet, my friend, as I found when I discovered the roll of paper safely nestled on one side. What secret knowledge could be contained in this precious parchment? What knowledge is my Secret Santa so desperate to impart on me?


(Coasters not included).

Truly, this is timely wisdom we can all take to heart. I will hang this in a place of honor and remember those brave men and women of the Imperial Navy and the hard work they do to keep the skies of Coruscant safe.


Thanks, to Pooh-Ah! for the wonderful gifts. Job well done for a self-proclaimed noob at TexAgs Secret Santa!

Holy crap, those pictures are huge.

Amazing job, Pooh!

Claude! said:

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The box disgorges its treasures. What do we have first?



A set of high quality drill bits to match the tool box (and the drill I already possess), and a great improvement over the baby's first drill bit set I've been using these last twenty years.

But wait, there's more!

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I'll vouch for those, that's a good set of bits right there. I've had mine for a couple of years and at least a couple thousand square feet worth of drywall + all the other BSC stuff I do around the house and none of them have stripped out yet.

A note and package left directly on my doorstep - fancy! And beautiful wrapping from fancy friend Celee04!




And cute things to go along with a fun poem! I am stupid excited about the All-Clad spatula and the ornament is so sweet.



Thank you, Celee! I love them!

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Thanks, to Pooh-Ah! for the wonderful gifts. Job well done for a self-proclaimed noob at TexAgs Secret Santa!

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Whew, that's a relief. The day I ordered all that stuff you said something along the lines of "welp, no idea what's on my wish list, I should probably go take a look." Glad you like it.

2nd package arrived today!!!!

Black diamond headlamp, flask of strawberry lemonade shine, AND flask of Apple pie shine!!!

80's Guy. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!!!

USPS is showing that the package I sent to my victim recipient was delivered on Saturday but I haven't seen anything about it here yet. I hope the contents are still alive.

Same here. Shows delivered, nothing here. I suspect my person is out of town or something.

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2nd package arrived today!!!!

Black diamond headlamp, flask of strawberry lemonade shine, AND flask of Apple pie shine!!!

80's Guy. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!!!

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As TreeHugger and OregonAggie can tell you, be careful with the shine! It'll sneak up on ya!

Merry Christmas mrad85!

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A note and package left directly on my doorstep - fancy! And beautiful wrapping from fancy friend Celee04!




And cute things to go along with a fun poem! I am stupid excited about the All-Clad spatula and the ornament is so sweet.



Thank you, Celee! I love them!

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You're very welcome!!!

A big shout out to HBcanine! Loving the gifts! In addition to this kick arss light bar, I also got six pairs of colorful socks. Not pictured because I already started wearing them. And, yes there's more...

Triangle shaped gummy candy. Who knew? I've never eaten so much potang in one day, and the best part it all tasted great!

Are your pants undone?

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Are your pants undone?

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He may be doing more than just eating those gummies!

Glad you liked the gifts, dude!

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Triangle shaped gummy candy. Who knew? I've never eaten so much potang in one day, and the best part it all tasted great!

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Damn son........

BackwardsInBoots said:

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Are your pants undone?

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LOL. It's the zipper on my coat.

mrad85 said:

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2nd package arrived today!!!!

Black diamond headlamp, flask of strawberry lemonade shine, AND flask of Apple pie shine!!!

80's Guy. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!!!

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Be easy in that shine...it'll sneak up on you!!

I just noticed 80's guy said the same thing hahaha.

Easily the coolest gift I've gotten so far although my BBQ and Beard Oil combo this year from swimmer was awesome.

Merry Christmas buddy!

So I was folding some laundry I did in between doctor appointments for the day when I hear my door bell ring. I wasn't expecting anything today, or was I? This arrived on my door step! Thanks for all the lovely gifts, Talon!!!! I will definitely put this to good use when I get back from my dentist appointment!

I just happened to have it paused there when my dryer went off

OregonAggie said:

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Easily the coolest gift I've gotten so far although my BBQ and Beard Oil combo this year from swimmer was awesome.

Merry Christmas buddy!

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Same to you sir!

My roommate called from Fort Worth and said I had a package from A&M or something that was labeled F-R-A-G-I-L-E.

If it's one of y'all, it's in Fort Worth and I'll get it Friday. No need to reveal yourself yet!

If not, I have no idea what the hell it is.....

I found a box at my front door today.


SWEET! Tamales!

...and a card!



...that I will not post the contents of because some branches of the government might be able to use it as incriminating evidence.
It explained the method of finding quite an awesome gift... sound research. The note also softened the blow when the rest of the box was opened and there were no tamales...



...but better.



Bourbon


Thank you, The Fife. It's awesome. I'll have to pick a good day to try it.

It also explains your earlier post about the world trying to prevent shipping. ...HA, and it was just a guess earlier. You posted that you'd shipped about the same time I got an email saying the same.

I can't see either Texas Rebel or MaroonedInAustin's pics

I can't see my own...

That's weird...

They show up if you open them in a new window...

I can't see MaroonedinAustin's but I can see Texas Rebel's if I open them in a new tab. He posted the same picture of the wrapped bourbon twice, though. What kind is it??

Fixed!

They still don't show up in Texags, but they can all be viewed in a new tab.

Glad that it made it there in one piece! I found out after I bought the bottle and started asking around for something to ship it with that in SC it's not exactly legal to ship anything with alcohol in the mail. I have no clue why, maybe someone thought kids were getting drunk by mail.

We have the dumbest liquor laws outside of places where it's all state-owned. Stores close at 7 and the wine/beer side if it's divided can stay open until sometime later. No alcohol sales on election day either.