Your late to the game bra. Been around for a while and its here to stay.
I have played quite a bit with the kids. Perfect game imo. If all athletic kids are in the pit it requires speed, quickness, hand eye coordination, and endurance. When fat/lazy/unathletics kids take over the pit the 1 athletic kid wins 95% of the time and the game gets boring and the kids usually end up doing something else. But none the less its a game for everyone.
And yes, if played correctly, the game should appease Old Army. Ive witnessed multiple twisted ankles, numerous head smashes, 1 confirmed concussion, and one dinner fork arm break. Great fun and can be pretty violent. Its most similar the blood bath we all love and use to call dodge ball than any other game they play now days.