My half + 7 is 36. Not exactly cradle-robbing.
At what age limit are you officially robbing the cradle?
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23? That seems a little young.
Daddy issues
Fonzie Scheme said:
Daddy issues
I'm a big fan.
If she's smokin hot then I don't give a crap what anyone thinks.
Woody2006 said:
How young is too young if you dont want to date them, but just sleep with them?
Asking for a friend.
Her parents really didn't like me when I was 25, and she was 19....But, 20 years later, everything is cool
Old enough that some would call this a mid-life crisis.Fonzie Scheme said:
OP, the real questions are: how old are you? How old is the acquired target? How are her cans?
She is 25
The cans are AMAZING!!
No rule #1 compliance. sorry not sorry.
If this was directed at me, I'm not a teacher, and I don't have students.histag10 said:
I'm pretty sure I see where this is going. Don't bang your students
If this was directed at someone else, carry on.....
Ignac said:
I have a client and friend that traded in his old wife for a younger model. He's 48 and she's 30. There are obvious advantages with the nice tight bod and all but when they go out with his friends and their wives that are the same age as him, the young piece doesn't have anything in common with them and thus doesn't have anything to talk about. So she will just go in the other room (when at a vacation home) while the adults are talking and play on her iPad. Which I guess is not so bad now that I've typed it out. Don't really have to talk to her much and as long as she has that credit card she's ready for action on a moment's notice.
I have a friend who met his wife when he was 30 and she was 18 and on her high school senior trip. They married after she graduated college, and she is pregnant with their second kid right now.
She doesn't have an issue fitting in with the wives of his friends, mainly because they know he's crazy about her, and respect that, and because they're all young mothers, so they have that in common.
She's smoking hot isn't she?
I always hate when I'm perusing FB and land on some hottie's page, start looking through pictures and just a few page scrolls down and I start seeing prom pics.Woody2006 said:
How young is too young if you dont want to date them, but just sleep with them?
Asking for a friend.
That's when I'm like:
Post a hot look-a-like and it's all good.SACR said:Old enough that some would call this a mid-life crisis.Fonzie Scheme said:
OP, the real questions are: how old are you? How old is the acquired target? How are her cans?
She is 25
The cans are AMAZING!!
No rule #1 compliance. sorry not sorry.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile once. Now that's an awfully big word for a thirteen year old!
Fascinating thread...and so different from the gay rules on the same subject!
Half plus 7 is bulletproof from the age of 18 on up. Any less than that is disgusting behavior by pervs.
One man's opinion.
One man's opinion.
I'm pretty sure half plus 7 works regardless of age.
Lower limit= (age / 2) + 7
Upper limit = (age - 7) x 2
Current age- LL- UL
14-14-14
16-15-18
18-16-22
20-17-26
22-18-30
26-20-38
30-22-46
40-27-66
50-32-86
60-37-106
70-42-dead
80-47-dead
Lower limit= (age / 2) + 7
Upper limit = (age - 7) x 2
Current age- LL- UL
14-14-14
16-15-18
18-16-22
20-17-26
22-18-30
26-20-38
30-22-46
40-27-66
50-32-86
60-37-106
70-42-dead
80-47-dead
We're 23 years apart. Married for 7 years. 3 kids. We do fine.
That chart is ok for dating/marrying.Ogre09 said:
I'm pretty sure half plus 7 works regardless of age.
Lower limit= (age / 2) + 7
Upper limit = (age - 7) x 2
Current age- LL- UL
14-14-14
16-15-18
18-16-22
20-17-26
22-18-30
26-20-38
30-22-46
40-27-66
50-32-86
60-37-106
70-42-dead
80-47-dead
Especially the top end. Hit that old folks home and get you some "inheritance" cash.
Banging?
I would draw the line at 21. So, she can go to a bar with you and get drunk off of 2 mimosas. Then the fun starts.
Yes she is. Radiant is a word that I'd use to describe her, but it doesn't quite do her justice.Ignac said:
She's smoking hot isn't she?
MooreTrucker said:Post a hot look-a-like and it's all good.SACR said:Old enough that some would call this a mid-life crisis.Fonzie Scheme said:
OP, the real questions are: how old are you? How old is the acquired target? How are her cans?
She is 25
The cans are AMAZING!!
No rule #1 compliance. sorry not sorry.
Not her, but pretty damn close.
I thought you said amazing cans...?
hah that's what I'm thinking.Buck O Five said:
I thought you said amazing cans...?
Those cans are awful, and they don't even look real. Double whammy.
You're 58, which means you were 22 when she was born.MooreTrucker said:
My half + 7 is 36. Not exactly cradle-robbing.
What exactly would you call that?
GoddammitBuck O Five said:
I thought you said amazing cans...?
Total fail on my part
I was just looking for a hot ass blonde, didn't even think of can size.
The above is a better example.
Yeah, no, you don't just forget about can size. I call BS on the whole thing.
No way she has cans like that.
Well, I'm not 22 now and she's not a newborn, so that point is moot.SACR said:You're 58, which means you were 22 when she was born.MooreTrucker said:
My half + 7 is 36. Not exactly cradle-robbing.
What exactly would you call that?
I was playing with them yesterday.
She has cans exactly like that.
She has cans exactly like that.
you say that now. Gonna get weird when gets the olds and the other is considered middle aged.SoTheySay said:
We're 23 years apart. Married for 7 years. 3 kids. We do fine.
It could. I do think he looks younger than other people his age and our kids certainly keep him on his toes. And The chances I turn into a hag sooner than other women seem high.
seeing a gal now that is 15-20 years younger than I, and it's all good. She started it up, I'm just going along.
In my early 40's, I was dating hot 20 somethings. Always liked younger women. When I was 26, had a smoking hot blonde that was 20. Dam, that was some outstanding service back then,...
So, you don't know how old she is?petey88 said:
seeing a gal now that is 15-20 years younger than I, and it's all good. She started it up, I'm just going along.
In my early 40's, I was dating hot 20 somethings. Always liked younger women. When I was 26, had a smoking hot blonde that was 20. Dam, that was some outstanding service back then,...
So what'd they feel like? Bags of sand?SACR said:
I was playing with them yesterday.
She has cans exactly like that.
BenFiasco14 said:So what'd they feel like? Bags of sand?SACR said:
I was playing with them yesterday.
She has cans exactly like that.
As someone who appreciates the cinematic masterpiece that is "40 Year Old Virgin" more than most, I'd normally respond in kind with a pithy quite like "Your dick is now my dick", except I'm pretty sure I'm getting more action than you are right now.
That said, "Spoon, n-----. We ****ed dwarves in the ass!"
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