In my defense, I only paid for alcohol...and I had the sex afterwards

Sat AM cowboy killer with coffee when the mrs. is out of town

I literally enjoy everything I've read on this thread except Sammy Kershaw and Velcro shoes? Trashy has changed man!!

Huntin
Fishin
Drivin my mower to the only gas station in town to fill her up
Backwoods cigars
Running over bunny rabbits

booing

Asking for a friend, but would you be willing to bum cigarettes from the tourists at the Snake Farm?

Going hog wild over beans and BBQ!

Slicer97 said:

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Definitely a solid future-ex candidate.

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Human said:

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Asking for a friend, but would you be willing to bum cigarettes from the tourists at the Snake Farm?

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Only fer yew, mah frien!

Kitten With A Whip said:

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Christmas lights on my patio
Wearing cut-off blue jean shorts
Wearing western boots with shorts and short dresses
Going to weddings where bbq is served on chinete plates with plastic flatware
Wearing wife beater tanks without a bra
Eating watermelon on the front porch
Sitting around the front yard/front porch in lawn chairs

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So you're saying we get to have BBQ at our wedding.

Copenhagen Wintergreen
Drinking a ton of beer at a country concert, extra points if outdoors
My Texas tattoo
Four wheelers
Driving a beat up truck into a nice downtown parking garage
Arby's
White and gray Wife beaters
Drinking beer in a fold up lawn chair
Drinking beer while cutting the grass
Driving with the seatbelt clipped behind the seat
Singing Dixie around a campfire
TexAgs

How the holy **** has this thread made it 4 pages without mentioning Waffle House?

1. Snuff
2. NASCAR
3. Casa Ole
4. Armadillo Inn, Honey Island, TX. (No longer present...bar, nor town.)
5. Starlight Ballroom, also formerly located in the Honey Island.

Ninfas

Potcake said:

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Ate breakfast at Denny's in Wichita Falls this morning. All the while hoping I didn't hear the words "this is a robbery" or "Honey Bunny".

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I live in WF. Makes you think

Opening a Pearl Light at 5am on a boat waiting for the sun to rise.
Frying catfish on the back porch.
Skinny dipping in the pool with my hubs

Sitting in the hot tub, on the back porch of my double wide, waiting for the dryer bell to ring so I can get in them pants

Busch light
Fires in the yard
Waffle House