From the Houston Chronicle:
Jessica Farrar of Texas is proposing a bill that would create "a civil penalty for unregulated masturbatory emissions." HB 4260 is nicknamed "A Man's Right To Know," and would require men to receive a booklet about the risks of a vasectomy or Viagra prescription.
Media: WochIt Media
The bill contains provisions that would put restrictions on masturbation, vasectomies, Viagra prescriptions and colonoscopies, including:
* The state must create a booklet called "A Man's Right to Know" that contains information on the benefits of and risks of vasectomies, Viagra prescriptions and colonoscopies. A man must review the booklet before getting the procedure.
* A doctor must get consent from the man before providing any of the treatments. The man may only get the treatment after waiting 24 hours and reviewing "A Man's Right to Know."
* A man will be fined $100 for "unregulated masturbatory emissions." The fines will benefit children in the care of the Department of Family and Protective Services.
* A man must receive a rectal exam and an MRI of his rectum before receiving treatments.
* A man can't sue a doctor for refusing to provide these treatments if the procedure violates the doctor's "personal, moralistic, or religious beliefs."
* The state must establish a registry of nonprofit organizations and hospitals that provide abstinence counseling, a supervising physician for "masturbatory emissions," and semen storage.
* "Masturbatory emissions" must be stored for the wife to use for conception at a later time.
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The bill is a response to the current state law that requires doctor's give women considering an abortion the "A Woman's Right to Know" booklet, which Farrar refers to as a "guilt mechanism."
The crap legislators file. I couldn't be in the same room when they debated this one as I would be LMFAO,
Jessica Farrar of Texas is proposing a bill that would create "a civil penalty for unregulated masturbatory emissions." HB 4260 is nicknamed "A Man's Right To Know," and would require men to receive a booklet about the risks of a vasectomy or Viagra prescription.
Media: WochIt Media
The bill contains provisions that would put restrictions on masturbation, vasectomies, Viagra prescriptions and colonoscopies, including:
* The state must create a booklet called "A Man's Right to Know" that contains information on the benefits of and risks of vasectomies, Viagra prescriptions and colonoscopies. A man must review the booklet before getting the procedure.
* A doctor must get consent from the man before providing any of the treatments. The man may only get the treatment after waiting 24 hours and reviewing "A Man's Right to Know."
* A man will be fined $100 for "unregulated masturbatory emissions." The fines will benefit children in the care of the Department of Family and Protective Services.
* A man must receive a rectal exam and an MRI of his rectum before receiving treatments.
* A man can't sue a doctor for refusing to provide these treatments if the procedure violates the doctor's "personal, moralistic, or religious beliefs."
* The state must establish a registry of nonprofit organizations and hospitals that provide abstinence counseling, a supervising physician for "masturbatory emissions," and semen storage.
* "Masturbatory emissions" must be stored for the wife to use for conception at a later time.
OTHER TEXAS LAWS: Senate OKs bill to safeguard Texas' sex offender program
The bill is a response to the current state law that requires doctor's give women considering an abortion the "A Woman's Right to Know" booklet, which Farrar refers to as a "guilt mechanism."
The crap legislators file. I couldn't be in the same room when they debated this one as I would be LMFAO,
