Anyone had a vasectomy done?

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3:43p, 1/18/17
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Thinking about getting snipped. I'm 33 years old, and quite frankly the mere thought of having kids makes me want to kill myself.

Anyone here had it done? Regrets? I can't imagine I'd have any given I'm a selfish ******* that likes my free time and money too much.

I know this post will get jokes, and that's ok by me...just make them good at least.
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Yup. But after two kids.
Do it on the Thursday or Friday of Labor Day wknd. Get a built in excuse to sit in your ass all wknd and watch football.

But seeing as you're not married, you don't need an excuse.
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In reply to Wyoming Aggie • 3:45p, 1/18/17
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Unfortunately your dad didn't have one soon enough.
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Unfortunately your dad didn't have one soon enough.
That's what I'm talkin bout
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CREAMPIES FOR EVERYONE!
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In reply to $240 Worth of Pudding • 3:47p, 1/18/17
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Gota De Limon said:
Yup. But after two kids.
Do it on the Thursday or Friday of Labor Day wknd. Get a built in excuse to sit in your ass all wknd and watch football.

But seeing as you're not married, you don't need an excuse.

Good plan. Maybe I can do it for March Madness.
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In reply to Dad • 3:48p, 1/18/17
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Had it done. If you are sure that you don't want kids then go for it.

I had two kids first and wanted no more so it worked out great for me. No regrets. No side effects. No pain since about two weeks after the procedure. No unwanted kids.

What are the odds of the procedure ****ing up and you have live ones slipping through the cracks?
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You could always freeze some baby batter just in case.
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In reply to Wyoming Aggie • 3:49p, 1/18/17
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Just admit that you just prefer to raw dog it.
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CREAMPIES FOR EVERYONE!
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In reply to IrishTxAggie • 3:50p, 1/18/17
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Just admit that you just prefer to raw dog it.
is that something people need to admit?
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In reply to IrishTxAggie • 3:51p, 1/18/17
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Just admit that you just prefer to raw dog it.
You know it, fam
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In reply to Wyoming Aggie • 3:53p, 1/18/17
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RockTXAggie said:
Thinking about getting snipped. I'm 33 years old, and quite frankly the mere thought of having kids makes me want to kill myself.

Anyone here had it done? Regrets? I can't imagine I'd have any given I'm a selfish ******* that likes my free time and money too much.

I know this post will get jokes, and that's ok by me...just make them good at least.
. Please do. You don't need kids

It's not that bad
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In reply to ac04 • 3:54p, 1/18/17
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ac04 said:
ColinAggie said:
Just admit that you just prefer to raw dog it.
is that something people need to admit?
Apparently all sites hosting memes of Helen Lovejoy screaming "PERVERT!" are controlled by the Russians or something.
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In reply to Wyoming Aggie • 3:54p, 1/18/17
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aggie-master said:
Had it done. If you are sure that you don't want kids then go for it.

I had two kids first and wanted no more so it worked out great for me. No regrets. No side effects. No pain since about two weeks after the procedure. No unwanted kids.

What are the odds of the procedure ****ing up and you have live ones slipping through the cracks?
Happened to a co-worker of mine. He and his girlfriend apparently had some tense moments before he found out what happened.
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In reply to Wyoming Aggie • 3:55p, 1/18/17
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RockTXAggie said:
aggie-master said:
Had it done. If you are sure that you don't want kids then go for it.

I had two kids first and wanted no more so it worked out great for me. No regrets. No side effects. No pain since about two weeks after the procedure. No unwanted kids.

What are the odds of the procedure ****ing up and you have live ones slipping through the cracks?


Even a successful procedure is no absolute guarantee. Shane Buchele is a post-snip one-in-a-million baby.
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3:56p, 1/18/17
You should really look into full castration. The young bulls we did this to growing up didn't seem to have any problem going over to the slaughterhouse and have it all ended with the stroke of a big hammer after a few months getting fat on the land without their balls.
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In reply to AliasMan02 • 3:57p, 1/18/17
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Quote:
Shane Buchele is a post-snip one-in-a-million baby.

Gawd I bet Brent Musberger looooooves telling America about Mr. Buchele's nutsack.
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In reply to AliasMan02 • 3:57p, 1/18/17
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AliasMan02 said:
RockTXAggie said:
aggie-master said:
Had it done. If you are sure that you don't want kids then go for it.

I had two kids first and wanted no more so it worked out great for me. No regrets. No side effects. No pain since about two weeks after the procedure. No unwanted kids.

What are the odds of the procedure ****ing up and you have live ones slipping through the cracks?


Even a successful procedure is no absolute guarantee. Shane Buchele is a post-snip one-in-a-million baby.

Well, if I was a pro baseball player with millions of dollars I probably wouldn't give a **** how many kids I had. Plus it would give me something to do after retiring at 40. I don't have that luxury. I want to retire at 55 with more money than I need to live very comfortably until I turn into dirt.
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In reply to IrishTxAggie • 3:57p, 1/18/17
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Unfortunately your dad didn't have one soon enough.
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In reply to Claude! • 3:58p, 1/18/17
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Claude! said:
RockTXAggie said:
aggie-master said:
Had it done. If you are sure that you don't want kids then go for it.

I had two kids first and wanted no more so it worked out great for me. No regrets. No side effects. No pain since about two weeks after the procedure. No unwanted kids.

What are the odds of the procedure ****ing up and you have live ones slipping through the cracks?
Happened to a co-worker of mine. He and his girlfriend apparently had some tense moments before he found out what happened.
and this is why women should only have sex after marriage.


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3:58p, 1/18/17
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It's worth EVERY penny!

Hopefully you won't be one of the guys that swells up like softballs.
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In reply to Wyoming Aggie • 3:59p, 1/18/17
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nevermind. I'm an idiot.
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In reply to Wyoming Aggie • 3:59p, 1/18/17
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Weird reaction to my post. Just illustrating that even getting snipped isn't a guarantee.

Doesn't matter anyway. You don't have the guts to do this.
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In reply to histag10 • 4:00p, 1/18/17
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histag10 said:
RockTXAggie said:
AliasMan02 said:
RockTXAggie said:
aggie-master said:
Had it done. If you are sure that you don't want kids then go for it.

I had two kids first and wanted no more so it worked out great for me. No regrets. No side effects. No pain since about two weeks after the procedure. No unwanted kids.

What are the odds of the procedure ****ing up and you have live ones slipping through the cracks?


Even a successful procedure is no absolute guarantee. Shane Buchele is a post-snip one-in-a-million baby.

Well, if I was a pro baseball player with millions of dollars I probably wouldn't give a **** how many kids I had. Plus it would give me something to do after retiring at 40. I don't have that luxury. I want to retire at 55 with more money than I need to live very comfortably until I turn into dirt.


I think you are confused. Shane Buchele's dad had a vasectomy, and then he was conceived. They are not saying Shane Buchele had a vasectomy.
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In reply to histag10 • 4:01p, 1/18/17
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histag10 said:
RockTXAggie said:
AliasMan02 said:
RockTXAggie said:
aggie-master said:
Had it done. If you are sure that you don't want kids then go for it.

I had two kids first and wanted no more so it worked out great for me. No regrets. No side effects. No pain since about two weeks after the procedure. No unwanted kids.

What are the odds of the procedure ****ing up and you have live ones slipping through the cracks?


Even a successful procedure is no absolute guarantee. Shane Buchele is a post-snip one-in-a-million baby.

Well, if I was a pro baseball player with millions of dollars I probably wouldn't give a **** how many kids I had. Plus it would give me something to do after retiring at 40. I don't have that luxury. I want to retire at 55 with more money than I need to live very comfortably until I turn into dirt.


I think you are confused. Shane Buchele's dad had a vasectomy, and then he was conceived. They are not saying Shane Buchele had a vasectomy.

That's what I mean. I doubt Steve Buechele cared much when Shane slipped by the goalie given he could have retired 15 years ago and done nothing for the rest of his life with millions already in the bank.
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In reply to Beer Baron • 4:01p, 1/18/17
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I edited once I realized the error of my ways.
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In reply to george92 • 4:01p, 1/18/17
george92 said:
You should really look into full castration. The young bulls we did this to growing up didn't seem to have any problem going over to the slaughterhouse and have it all ended with the stroke of a big hammer after a few months getting fat on the land without their balls.
I'm on board with this option for the OP. Make sure there's zero chance he ever reproduces!
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In reply to Mort Rainey • 4:02p, 1/18/17
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george92 said:
You should really look into full castration. The young bulls we did this to growing up didn't seem to have any problem going over to the slaughterhouse and have it all ended with the stroke of a big hammer after a few months getting fat on the land without their balls.
I'm on board with this option for the OP. Make sure there's zero chance he ever reproduces!


Chemical or physical though?
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In reply to histag10 • 4:08p, 1/18/17
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histag10 said:
Claude! said:
RockTXAggie said:
aggie-master said:
Had it done. If you are sure that you don't want kids then go for it.

I had two kids first and wanted no more so it worked out great for me. No regrets. No side effects. No pain since about two weeks after the procedure. No unwanted kids.

What are the odds of the procedure ****ing up and you have live ones slipping through the cracks?
Happened to a co-worker of mine. He and his girlfriend apparently had some tense moments before he found out what happened.
and this is why women should only have sex after marriage.


/wbt

Yes
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yep, but only have 3 kids. i built up my sympathy for weeks and the day of, i was in and out in 15 mins. as i was walking out, my wife goes "that's it? they just let you walk out too? you're taking your son to baseball practice tonight." i never had any pain other than when they clipped the tubes in the procedure...that felt like a kick to the nuts each time.
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In reply to histag10 • 4:08p, 1/18/17
histag10 said:
GeorgePlimpton said:
george92 said:
You should really look into full castration. The young bulls we did this to growing up didn't seem to have any problem going over to the slaughterhouse and have it all ended with the stroke of a big hammer after a few months getting fat on the land without their balls.
I'm on board with this option for the OP. Make sure there's zero chance he ever reproduces!


Chemical or physical though?
Physical. Go big or go home
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prepyag03 said:
yep, but only have 3 kids. i built up my sympathy for weeks and the day of, i was in and out in 15 mins. as i was walking out, my wife goes "that's it? they just let you walk out too? you're taking your son to baseball practice tonight." i never had any pain other than when they clipped the tubes in the procedure...that felt like a kick to the nuts each time.

Do you have periodic followups to make sure the procedure is successful? I have no idea how this stuff works.
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