or Tommy Boy put a guarantee on the box? Seems like a simple thing to do. Everybody likes it. Did he not stand behind his product?
Why didn't Big Tom Callahan
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Last: 8 yr ago by Frederick Palowaski
You could get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?
R.I.P. Big Tom
8 whiskey sours and he still sells the son of a b****.
Damn he was good.
Damn he was good.
Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I've got spare time.
I was checking the, uh, specs on the end line for the rotary... girder.
What'd you do?!
He will be missed. Only he could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves.
Shouldn't you be registering dead people and illegals to vote for the felon?
that was "Black Sheep"
different movie while also being the same movie
different movie while also being the same movie
george92 said:
Shouldn't you be registering dead people and illegals to vote for the felon?
The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.
Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of poop. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of poop. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
If it's such a quality product, put a guarantee on the box. What's the problem?Quote:
ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
Who's your favorite Little Rascal?
spankyCaddoAggie96 said:
Who's your favorite Little Rascal?
DSAg44 said:spankyCaddoAggie96 said:
Who's your favorite Little Rascal?
Sinner
And that's when the whoors come in.
Building model airplanes he says, well we're not buying it! Next thing you know there's money misssing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up. I've seen it a hundred times.
Why didn't Big Tom Callahan get a prenuptial agreement?
Bees!
No, wait, it's gotta be your bull.....
srx said:
You could get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?
The only appropriate response.
Seems that way. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Martin?Martin Q. Blank said:If it's such a quality product, put a guarantee on the box. What's the problem?Quote:
ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes.
george92 said:
Shouldn't you be registering dead people and illegals to vote for the felon?
You'll be glad to know I've already voted twice and I'll vote again Tuesday. Try and stop me, hoss.
AggieDem said:george92 said:
Shouldn't you be registering dead people and illegals to vote for the felon?
You'll be glad to know I've already voted twice and I'll vote again Tuesday. Try and stop me, hoss.
If you are not cheating you are not trying.
It's called reading, you know, top to bottom, left to right. A group of words together is called a sentence. Take Tylenol for any headaches, Midol for any cramps.
AgGrad99 said:Seems that way. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Martin?Martin Q. Blank said:If it's such a quality product, put a guarantee on the box. What's the problem?Quote:
ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes.
I can understand why a crazy glue sniffing fairy wants to guarantee his pile of ***** My question is, why wouldn't Tommy Boy? What if he and Big Tom are the crazy glue sniffing fairies knocking up your daughter?
Geez, what happened to your face?
I KNEW IT
I KNEW IT
Martin Q. Blank said:AgGrad99 said:Seems that way. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Martin?Martin Q. Blank said:If it's such a quality product, put a guarantee on the box. What's the problem?Quote:
ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes.
I can understand why a crazy glue sniffing fairy wants to guarantee his pile of ***** My question is, why wouldn't Tommy Boy? What if he and Big Tom are the crazy glue sniffing fairies knocking up your daughter?
Richard Hayden: Housekeeping. You want mint for pillow?
Tommy: Please go away let me sleep for the love of God.
Richard Hayden: Housekeeping. You want me to jerk you off?
Tommy: What kind of hotel is this?
Tommy: Please go away let me sleep for the love of God.
Richard Hayden: Housekeeping. You want me to jerk you off?
Tommy: What kind of hotel is this?
They could be, but, Uh, what I'm trying say is... Our new brake pads are really cool. You're not even gonna believe it.Martin Q. Blank said:AgGrad99 said:Seems that way. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Martin?Martin Q. Blank said:If it's such a quality product, put a guarantee on the box. What's the problem?Quote:
ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes.
I can understand why a crazy glue sniffing fairy wants to guarantee his pile of ***** My question is, why wouldn't Tommy Boy? What if he and Big Tom are the crazy glue sniffing fairies knocking up your daughter?
Like, let's say you're driving along the road with your family. You're drivin' along, la-de-da, woo. All of a sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes. EEEEEEEEE! Whoa, that was close. Ha-ha. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads. You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along, the kids start shouting from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, damn it!" Truck tire. EEEEEEEE! I CAN'T STOP!
There's a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family's screaming,
"Oh my God, we're burning alive!" "No! I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon.
And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God". New guy's around the corner puking his guts out.
All because you want to save a couple extra pennies.
Hey, there's even a fridge! You could put six packs of be...soda in here
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