Three Truths of Traffic
1. People who drive in the left lane and cause traffic pileups, I hate you. I know you are scared to be on the big bad interstate, or you are somehow terrified that going 5 miles an hour over the speed limit to pass an 18-wheeler will cause you to get a traffic ticket, but the reality is you suck at driving. You suck so bad you may actually cause a wreck. Good luck to you when the 18-wheeler you've been driving directly next to for the last 10 miles has a blowout or swerves into your lane and you end up like a damn sardine. Go jump in a lake.
2. If I am in the left lane and there is a car in front of me who is driving slowly (see #1), it doesn't do you any good to drive two inches from my bumper, and I hate you. I cannot control the traffic flow in front of me. When the guy in scenario number one gets in his wreck, I at least want to have enough room to brake without you slamming into me. If you want to drive that close to somebody go get your f****** NASCAR license and drive in Daytona. Then go jump in a lake.
3. Whoever designed the George Bush Turnpike in DFW, I hate you. You're charging people money for a two-lane road with an exit or entrance ramp every half mile. Basically you're charging people to drive 30 miles an hour at best. Maybe you should have looked at every other toll road in existence and realized that the supposed benefit of a toll road is having limited entrance and exit ramps and multiple lanes for driving. Go jump in a lake.
1. People who drive in the left lane and cause traffic pileups, I hate you. I know you are scared to be on the big bad interstate, or you are somehow terrified that going 5 miles an hour over the speed limit to pass an 18-wheeler will cause you to get a traffic ticket, but the reality is you suck at driving. You suck so bad you may actually cause a wreck. Good luck to you when the 18-wheeler you've been driving directly next to for the last 10 miles has a blowout or swerves into your lane and you end up like a damn sardine. Go jump in a lake.
2. If I am in the left lane and there is a car in front of me who is driving slowly (see #1), it doesn't do you any good to drive two inches from my bumper, and I hate you. I cannot control the traffic flow in front of me. When the guy in scenario number one gets in his wreck, I at least want to have enough room to brake without you slamming into me. If you want to drive that close to somebody go get your f****** NASCAR license and drive in Daytona. Then go jump in a lake.
3. Whoever designed the George Bush Turnpike in DFW, I hate you. You're charging people money for a two-lane road with an exit or entrance ramp every half mile. Basically you're charging people to drive 30 miles an hour at best. Maybe you should have looked at every other toll road in existence and realized that the supposed benefit of a toll road is having limited entrance and exit ramps and multiple lanes for driving. Go jump in a lake.