Why does Dallas suck?

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aggie_fan13
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Tree Hugger
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because Houston blows?
PrincessButtercup
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Cause you're in town.
Uncle Howdy
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because you touch yourself at night
Brian Earl Spilner
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Joe Exotic
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It's a typical American city to me. Nothing special or terrible.
FOUR THIN INCHES
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Because there are so many people. Most people are idiots, so when you have an assload of them in one place, it sucks real hard. Especially when many are the type of idiots that lease BMWs and live in ****ty overpriced apartments and have no idea how to gut, skin, and process an animal, or any other kind of useful skill. Highland Park is nice.
eeinhouston
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In most of the world, phoniness, conceitedness and covetousness are character flaws, while in Dallas they are life's goals.
Slicer97
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Dallas is a lot like Houston except it's not in a f'n swamp.

And the sports teams are better.
Texas Red
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That Death Star trench run highway 75.
Frederick Palowaski
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Because I don't live there
Duncan Idaho
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Texas Red said:

That Death Star trench run highway 75.

That hasn't been the case for 10 or 15 years.
Frederick Palowaski
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Brian Earl Spilner said:




I remember Desert Storm too
PrincessButtercup
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Mr.NiceGuy said:

Because I don't live there
But you could.
FNG
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Brian Earl Spilner said:


Oooh, I've never ridden in a Delorean! Take me! We can pick up some sips along the way since the sips, like Dallass fans, LOVE to ride in the magic time machine with Doc and Marty!
FNG
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PrincessButtercup said:

Mr.NiceGuy said:

Because I don't live there
But you could.
Another successful TexAgs hookup in the making.
FNG
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Slicer97 said:

Dallas is a lot like Houston except it's not in a f'n swamp.

And the sports teams are better.
The Mavericks say "hi"
concac
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Slicer97 said:

Dallas is a lot like Houston except it's not in a f'n swamp.

And the sports teams are better.
Dallas only has one pro team - the Mavericks.
concac
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Dammit FNG.
JSKolache
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all the reasons.
turfaggie24
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I've always found that the people that complain about Dallas also complain about the Houston Texans and defend the inner city crime rate of Houston.
TheMasterplan
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Dallas is full on financial types who seek instant gratification but in actuality are phonies.

Houston is packed full of O&G/medical types who actually provide real products to society.
PrincessButtercup
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TheMasterplan said:

Dallas is full on financial types who seek instant gratification but in actuality are phonies.

Houston is packed full of O&G/medical types who actually provide real products to society.
concac
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PrincessButtercup said:

TheMasterplan said:

Dallas is full on financial types who seek instant gratification but in actuality are phonies.

Houston is packed full of O&G/medical types who actually provide real products to society.

Speaking of Dianna Agron, you should check a pic she posted recently on Instagram.
Scimitar
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TheMasterplan said:

Dallas is full on financial types who seek instant gratification but in actuality are phonies.

Houston is packed full of O&G/medical types who actually provide real products to society.

none of which could be provided without.....




...MONEY
Goose83
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Dallas has always sucked - Go to Fort Worth instead.
PrincessButtercup
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JFS61 said:

Dallas has always sucked - Go to Fort Worth instead.
Fort Worth is so much better.
John Francis Donaghy
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TheMasterplan said:

Dallas is full on financial types who seek instant gratification but in actuality are phonies.

Houston is packed full of O&G/medical types who actually provide real products to society.


Sorry Houston is too dumb to handle their own money. Btw, Exxon Mobil says hi.
John Francis Donaghy
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PrincessButtercup said:

JFS61 said:

Dallas has always sucked - Go to Fort Worth instead.
Fort Worth is so much better.


This is a true statement. Would move to Ft. Worth in a heartbeat if it wasnt so far from work.
Joe Exotic
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Funkytown
PrincessButtercup
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Same. My lease is up and i so wish I could move to Fort Worth.
BeastmodeAg
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Dallas is all 30k millionaires
aggie_fan13
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I'll stick to boerne
PrincessButtercup
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azulAg said:

I'll stick to boerne


All the worst people I know are from Boerne.
PrincessButtercup
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Jk I love Boerne too.
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