I bet histag is a great wife.

Pro Tip: You're a guy. The only thing you should be stressing about is not getting too hammered during your round of golf tomorrow morning.

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Oh goodie I look forward to the dream of the expectation to cook and submit to laying on my back 3 nights a week until he's finished.

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On your knees the other four nights a week will make it worthwhile.

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Oh goodie I look forward to the dream of the expectation to cook and submit to laying on my back 3 nights a week until he's finished.

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The sad thing is this is pretty common for married women's views towards sex except change the 3 to a lower number. Luckily my wife isn't one of them but I hear about the other horror stories from friends. Sex is supposed to be fun. If you don't change things up in marriage I can see how it would get dull and boring. I have friends that are lucky to get missionary once a week with lights off under the covers. That sucks, no wonder guys have porn problems.

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It's not a marriage thing, it's a kids thing. Before kids, the Discovery Channel wouldn't show what we were doing. Now, she's with them all day and so damn tired, that it's a challenge to get two to three times a week. We did a few days away without the kids recently, and it was game on because she wasn't worn the **** down from repeating "stop, no & don't" 17,828,931 times a day.

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Oh goodie I look forward to the dream of the expectation to cook and submit to laying on my back 3 nights a week until he's finished.

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The sad thing is this is pretty common for married women's views towards sex except change the 3 to a lower number. Luckily my wife isn't one of them but I hear about the other horror stories from friends. Sex is supposed to be fun. If you don't change things up in marriage I can see how it would get dull and boring. I have friends that are lucky to get missionary once a week with lights off under the covers. That sucks, no wonder guys have porn problems.

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It's not a marriage thing, it's a kids thing. Before kids, the Discovery Channel wouldn't show what we were doing. Now, she's with them all day and so damn tired, that it's a challenge to get two to three times a week. We did a few days away without the kids recently, and it was game on because she wasn't worn the **** down from repeating "stop, no & don't" 17,828,931 times a day.

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Well marriage and kids goes hand and hand for 90%+ of married people. Got to find a way for it to still work and stay interesting and exciting. I have young kids and know the challenges. But young kids still nap and or go to bed early. As they get older they are less tiring and don't need constant attention.

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My 16 month old naps and goes to bed at 6:15 each day. If he's up after that, he's throwing a fit and pointing to his room. His 3.5 year old sister...complete opposite. She's a walking talking energy drink. No naps, no rest, no "down time." We have to force her to bed at 8:30 and usually play the up and down game (her coming out of her room and us taking her back) until about 10. By the time it's over, my wife and I are exhausted from the day and try to take at least half an hour to unwind before going to bed. We've tried everything with her to get her to bed early and to keep her in her room...from taking things away, to extended outside play time, etc. Nothing works.

My kids truly are the exact opposite of each other. She's a night owl who's constantly exploring and going going and going. It takes an act of God to get her to listen, regardless of the boundaries we set and stick to. My son...he's an early bird and damn near a stoner with his "whatever, I just want to hang out" attitude. He knows the boundaries and will see how far he can take them. Once he knows what he can and can't do, he doesn't cross them. All of my family say she is just like I was at that age, and my wife's family say he's just like my wife was. At least she has my wife's athletic build and ability, and towers over everybody else her age. She's going to wreck some *****es when she starts playing sports.

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Oh goodie I look forward to the dream of the expectation to cook and submit to laying on my back 3 nights a week until he's finished.

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The sad thing is this is pretty common for married women's views towards sex except change the 3 to a lower number. Luckily my wife isn't one of them but I hear about the other horror stories from friends. Sex is supposed to be fun. If you don't change things up in marriage I can see how it would get dull and boring. I have friends that are lucky to get missionary once a week with lights off under the covers. That sucks, no wonder guys have porn problems.

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It's not a marriage thing, it's a kids thing. Before kids, the Discovery Channel wouldn't show what we were doing. Now, she's with them all day and so damn tired, that it's a challenge to get two to three times a week. We did a few days away without the kids recently, and it was game on because she wasn't worn the **** down from repeating "stop, no & don't" 17,828,931 times a day.

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Well marriage and kids goes hand and hand for 90%+ of married people. Got to find a way for it to still work and stay interesting and exciting. I have young kids and know the challenges. But young kids still nap and or go to bed early. As they get older they are less tiring and don't need constant attention.

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Eh. Single or married, everyone needs to be having more sex.

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Who are you talmbout?

Oh the pic I posted ?

Borrowed that from the Gamecocks Hottie thread. Wanted to share here for the GB Crew.

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The sad thing is this is pretty common for married women's views towards sex except change the 3 to a lower number. Luckily my wife isn't one of them but I hear about the other horror stories from friends. Sex is supposed to be fun. If you don't change things up in marriage I can see how it would get dull and boring. I have friends that are lucky to get missionary once a week with lights off under the covers. That sucks, no wonder guys have porn problems.

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It's not a marriage thing, it's a kids thing. Before kids, the Discovery Channel wouldn't show what we were doing. Now, she's with them all day and so damn tired, that it's a challenge to get two to three times a week. We did a few days away without the kids recently, and it was game on because she wasn't worn the **** down from repeating "stop, no & don't" 17,828,931 times a day.

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Well marriage and kids goes hand and hand for 90%+ of married people. Got to find a way for it to still work and stay interesting and exciting. I have young kids and know the challenges. But young kids still nap and or go to bed early. As they get older they are less tiring and don't need constant attention.

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When she was younger, we'd put up the baby gate across the doorway. She was stuck in there and decided to throw everything she could get her hands on into the hall in protest. That worked for about 3 weeks and then she was able to rip it down.

have you tried reading her this yet?

https://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X

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The sad thing is this is pretty common for married women's views towards sex except change the 3 to a lower number. Luckily my wife isn't one of them but I hear about the other horror stories from friends. Sex is supposed to be fun. If you don't change things up in marriage I can see how it would get dull and boring. I have friends that are lucky to get missionary once a week with lights off under the covers. That sucks, no wonder guys have porn problems.

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It's not a marriage thing, it's a kids thing. Before kids, the Discovery Channel wouldn't show what we were doing. Now, she's with them all day and so damn tired, that it's a challenge to get two to three times a week. We did a few days away without the kids recently, and it was game on because she wasn't worn the **** down from repeating "stop, no & don't" 17,828,931 times a day.

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Well marriage and kids goes hand and hand for 90%+ of married people. Got to find a way for it to still work and stay interesting and exciting. I have young kids and know the challenges. But young kids still nap and or go to bed early. As they get older they are less tiring and don't need constant attention.

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My kids truly are the exact opposite of each other. She's a night owl who's constantly exploring and going going and going. It takes an act of God to get her to listen, regardless of the boundaries we set and stick to. My son...he's an early bird and damn near a stoner with his "whatever, I just want to hang out" attitude. He knows the boundaries and will see how far he can take them. Once he knows what he can and can't do, he doesn't cross them. All of my family say she is just like I was at that age, and my wife's family say he's just like my wife was. At least she has my wife's athletic build and ability, and towers over everybody else her age. She's going to wreck some *****es when she starts playing sports.

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The wedding falls at the feet of the bride and brides mom. If they chose to they can ask the grooms mom her opinion on certain matters. But by no means are they required. Her dad is paying so he out ranks you. The only person lower than you is your father. If you approach the wedding in this manner it will serve you well. If you have strong views on the wedding please call it off because you have some severe female tendencies you are hiding.

I had a great relationship with my in-laws. They loved me and respected every decision I ever made.This just wasn't one of them.

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My groom will be a part of me after the vows are over. He'll outrank everyone in the planning.
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There's plenty of real issues going on that are coinciding with the wedding. But I'm not going to lay those out on general. And no it's not between my fiancee and me.

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lol, if I ever get married, that will not be the case.

My groom will be in me 10 minutes after the vows are over. Anyone who has a problem with that doesn't have to be there.

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lol, if I ever get married, that will not be the case.

My groom will be in me 10 minutes after the vows are over. Anyone who has a problem with that doesn't have to be there.

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Our agents are in discussions for us to make a "Wow...What a Beautiful Video" video that actually has less descriptions and more action.

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There's plenty of real issues going on that are coinciding with the wedding. But I'm not going to lay those out on general. And no it's not between my fiancee and me.

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yeah, i read that as a snob trying to say fancy.

Skipping past all the BS, yes, the wedding and making sure everything goes well IS stressful, but when it actually starts all of that goes away and it's joy beyond that. (And yes, I know about it because we threw the wedding of the century for my daughter last summer).

But

A) Don't get married on Friday, it's bad luck
2) WTF are you getting married during football season????
D) Good luck anyway. She's beautiful.

only gays get married anymore