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Oh Crash, you do love to give speeches.
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Oh Crash, you do love to give speeches.
In life as in baseball, it is the number of times you arrive home safely that count
Always give the hardest job to the laziest person. He will find an easier way to do it.
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.
-Mark Twain
-Mark Twain
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
-douglas adams, hitchikers guide to the galaxy
-douglas adams, hitchikers guide to the galaxy
Never underestimate the bravery of a noncombatant
Pretty much anything by Marcus Aurelius.
I hate rude behavior in a man. I will not tolerate it.
Woodrow F. Call
Woodrow F. Call
Now listen to me.
I did not have sex with that woman!
Bill
I did not have sex with that woman!
Bill
Well, that's like, your opinion, man.
I came here to drink beer and kick ass. And, I just ran out of beer.
I feel the need. The need, for speed! Oww!
I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them.
-- George H.W. Bush
-- George H.W. Bush
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This sentence does not contain seven words.
You *******! I sat and pondered this for like 40 seconds before I decided to stop and say **** you!
"A man makes many mistakes, but is not a failure until he blames someone else." - John Wooden
"Life is hard. It is even harder if you're stupid" - John Wayne
"Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country." - John F Kennedy
"Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country." - John F Kennedy
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it."
-George Bernard Shaw
-George Bernard Shaw
Brevity is the soul of wit. -Billy Shakes
If you ain't wasted, the day is. - Unknown
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - W.C. Fields
"As a dog returns to its vomit, a fool returns to his folly" - Psalms 26:11
"Dog vomit would be a great name for a band"- Human
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - W.C. Fields
"As a dog returns to its vomit, a fool returns to his folly" - Psalms 26:11
"Dog vomit would be a great name for a band"- Human
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. - Isaac Asimov
Nobody loves me like my mother, and she could be jiving me too. BB King.
They say everything ends badly, or else it never ends.
-Casey Donahew
-Casey Donahew
I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick a$$... and I'm all outta bubblegum!
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