Awesome thread so far. Please keep going....

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God Texags. Where everyone is fat and ugly. The ones hating in Kate uptown. I picture the comic book Simpsons character typing in fat bomb
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wow this thread sucks
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No matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is tired of her ****.
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He got her a few years past her prime, eh? You'd think he could do better.
Judging by his hacked phone, he's both doing better and doing her