Kate Upton is off the market
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Last: 9 yr ago by Blanco Ag
No matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is tired of her ****.
That's true of everyone. Nonethless, you'll never get a blumpkin from her now.
He got her a few years past her prime, eh? You'd think he could do better.
Half of America have accidentally seen his junk while searching for Upton nudes
And his baby batter all over her back.
She will fat
They've been together for the last few years.
Fat bomb to go off in less than 2 years.
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Fat bomb went off 2 years ago.
FIFY
Kate Upton, while skinny, has fat girl hips. That's an atomic fat bomb about to go off.
Well, she was a good lay while it lasted.
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Well, she was a good lay while it lasted.
Doesnt matter. We have Charlotte McKinney now.
Kate is way prettier than her. Just her face and actual attractiveness.
/ibwhatface
/ibwhatface
I've never understood why GB posters act so concerned about potential celebrity fat bombs, as if it affections your masturbation habits in any way. If you're fantasizing about screwing a middle-aged woman after 20 years of blissful marriage, I'm not sure what to tell you.
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He got her a few years past her prime, eh? You'd think he could do better.
Judging by his hacked phone, he's both doing better and doing her
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I've never understood why GB posters act so concerned about potential celebrity fat bombs, as if it affections your masturbation habits in any way. If you're fantasizing about screwing a middle-aged woman after 20 years of blissful marriage, I'm not sure what to tell you.
Yeah. Her pics before the impending fat bomb is the closest any of you will ever get to her, so enjoy whatever you're sleeping next to and continue to whack away looking at a thin Ms. Upton.
Poovey
You strike me as the kind of woman whose 2nd toe is longer than your big toe. True?
You strike me as the kind of woman whose 2nd toe is longer than your big toe. True?
Yep. It's actually a finger toe. I can pick things up with it.
Average guy sees a hot celeb and fantasizes about sliding into home on an E. GB dork sees same chick and wonders if they'll still be happy together in 20 years.
Oh my
I'm anxiously awaiting the day that Harry Lime puts a ring on it.
she has a good heart
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Might as well have hairy arms
Human has foot fetish.
Spreadsheet updated
Spreadsheet updated
Everyone has hairy arms. Hth
No foot fetish
That's gross
Chaka had hairy arms, just sayin'
That's gross
Chaka had hairy arms, just sayin'
^^^
Closet toe sucker.
Closet toe sucker.
Lol
That's nasty
That's nasty
I'm sure he engaged her for the enlightening and thought provoking conversations she provided.
When she gets pregnant, her mid-section will hardly move. It's got width.
That baby will be able to windmill into a backspin without any visible movement.
That baby will be able to windmill into a backspin without any visible movement.
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When she gets pregnant, her mid-section will hardly move. It's got width.
That baby will be able to windmill into a backspin without any visible movement.
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Holy **** Paul Bunion!
quote:Just because there is a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score.
And Justin Verlander is the luckiest man alive
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