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Are any of you guys attracted to Mom Bods?

11,952 Views | 40 Replies | Last: 9 yr ago by Uncle Howdy
Stan Crowch
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Post here
ShawnTxAg
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What's that consist of or look like?
Beer Baron
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FUPA ALERT!
Stan Crowch
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What's that consist of or look like?


Just think of a Dad Bod...but on a chick
Uncle Howdy
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I've banged a few moms, so I guess that's a yes
histag10
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Mom bod

Stan Crowch
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No histag ...a mom bod is closer to your body type
suburban cowboy
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Not mom bods just Cougars
OregonAggie
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I'm attracted to women as long as they have the legs I like...feet on one end and you know what at the other.


So yes.
HarveyBirdman
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histag10
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No histag ...a mom bod is closer to your body type


You don't know what my body type is
Stan Crowch
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Stan Crowch
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No histag ...a mom bod is closer to your body type


You don't know what my body type is


I have a pretty good idea
EFE
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Mom bod

http://cdn.popworkouts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/JIllian-Michaels-Workouts-Abs.jpg

Didn't she and her salmon saleswoman just adopt their kids?
histag10
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I don't know, but here's a weightlifting mom bod



EFE
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Outties are so fcking gross
MouthBQ98
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Mom bod = baby weight they couldn't get rid of? Not really sure there is a standard, though there seems to be mom uniforms...
80s Guy
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Once again, I state the fact that young women **** with energy and exuberance but little skill. Older women **** with reckless abandon and know how to please a man.
FOUR THIN INCHES
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Dem s**** titties, stretch marks, c-section scars, cellulite, and wrinkles. Talmbout, stan.
haircut
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Anybody else into grandmom bods?
FOUR THIN INCHES
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In shape chicks are gross and skinny. Gotta have some extra meat on them bones.
Woody2006
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I don't know, but here's a weightlifting mom bod



http://static3.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1745387.1396602228!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/index_635_390/mother-lea-ann-ellison-shocked-online-lifting-weights-pregnant.jpg
That looks like a crossfitter to me. I'm surprised she lifted a bar overhead that late into her pregnancy.
MouthBQ98
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Probably a pretty light lift for her just to be safe.
Knife_Party
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Im attracted to big tits.
FOUR THIN INCHES
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I like the kind of girl i can just lay on top of, belly to belly. Then we synchronize our breathing, when we exhale i go in, when we inhale i go out. Exhale, in, inhale, out. That's sexy, plus it saves a lot of energy.
GAC06
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I don't know, but here's a weightlifting mom bod



http://static3.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1745387.1396602228!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/index_635_390/mother-lea-ann-ellison-shocked-online-lifting-weights-pregnant.jpg
That looks like a crossfitter to me. I'm surprised she lifted a bar overhead that late into her pregnancy.
I'm surprised she's trying to flip over that tire with a baby on it
UndergroundAg
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It appears there's extra room in those pants for the fupa!
OregonAggie
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I like the kind of girl i can just lay on top of, belly to belly. Then we synchronize our breathing, when we exhale i go in, when we inhale i go out. Exhale, in, inhale, out. That's sexy, plus it saves a lot of energy.


That sounds magical. Match up outties and just go at it
Human
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Your mom has a mom bod
B-1 83
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Once again, I state the fact that young women **** with energy and exuberance but little skill. Older women **** with reckless abandon and know how to please a man.
Winner
Beer Baron
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I like the kind of girl i can just lay on top of, belly to belly. Then we synchronize our breathing, when we exhale i go in, when we inhale i go out. Exhale, in, inhale, out. That's sexy, plus it saves a lot of energy.
Isn't this what Mormons call "floating?"
Holly Golightly
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Anybody else into grandmom bods?


/eyeglass emoticon
haircut
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How you doing?
Beer Baron
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Anybody else into grandmom bods?
I recently found out a couple from back home are grandparents at the ripe old ages of 36 and 37. Both grandma and grandpa are still totally bangable.
malibu9in1
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Crossfit folks never quit. Never. Her WOD was to have a kid and armrap contractions.
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