Well really. Who posts a pic of a special needs child and says "this kid is more intelligent than you" after posting countless threads about his and others' cancer fights. AgsLv44 has never said an ill word to anyone on this board. Ever. If you're going to go after other posters, don't ask for T&Ps and make sure the poster(s) you go after are at least deserving of it (come at me bro).
Thanks everybody. Ended up needing a small repair. Luckily it was an easy fix. I am going to have to deal with the paint scrapes underneath the bumper at a later date when I am not as busy. Luckily it's not visible. Looks like the best option is going to be a small bridge/ramp that is put down at the end of the drive as Jack suggested. Appreciate the serious & comical responses. Y'all have a good one.