Solutions to cargo shorts

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Slicer97
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7:31p, 8/18/15
dafuq just happened?
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Cromagnum
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9:49p, 8/18/15
So can we all agree that cargo shorts with yeti pockets needs to happen right away?
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mustang6tee8
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10:20a, 8/20/15
I am all that you hate.

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swimmerbabe11
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10:23a, 8/20/15
That hurts to look at.

But then I scrolled up to where its only your arms. It got a lot better then.
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MouthBQ98
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10:31a, 8/20/15
One acronym sums it up for me : DILLIGAF.
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mustang6tee8
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10:55a, 8/20/15
Imagine if I worked out!
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Texaggie7nine
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In reply to mustang6tee8 • 11:17a, 8/20/15
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I am all that you hate.

This would be someone I would want to drink with, because he obviously just does not GAF.
7nine
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Gerald Tarrant
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11:29a, 8/20/15
Your ankles
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Cris_Dishman
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11:41a, 8/20/15
You look like a complete fool. Congrats
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mustang6tee8
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In reply to Gerald Tarrant • 2:21p, 8/20/15
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Your ankles
It's the socks. I played soccer for 11 years, ankles are strong despite the lack of Subway.
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Flashdiaz
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2:30p, 8/20/15
wow. Cargo Shorts may say 'I don't care', but adult crocs say 'I give up'.
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mustang6tee8
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7:02p, 8/20/15
The Internet has ruined your sense of humor.
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10:37p, 8/20/15
F*** yeah! Pockets.
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Buck Compton
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11:46p, 8/20/15
to be fair, the opposite extreme looks terrible. Here's some ****** on my plane before we took off this evening. This is why you don't buy the 5.5"
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In reply to Buck Compton • 11:58p, 8/20/15
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to be fair, the opposite extreme looks terrible. Here's some ****** on my plane before we took off this evening. This is why you don't buy the 5.5"
Dude needs to be punched right in the face. No warning, no nuthin'.
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30_Days
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In reply to Buck Compton • 12:03a, 8/21/15
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to be fair, the opposite extreme looks terrible. Here's some ****** on my plane before we took off this evening. This is why you don't buy the 5.5"

It's funny that guys like this get so much hate from this board, considering in my experience they're mostly rich yuppy conservatives. They're pretty much the epitome of generations of the American Dream.
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Cris_Dishman
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12:05a, 8/21/15
That guy looks perfectly normal. The weird part is you taking a pic of him and posting it on the internet.
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Texaggie7nine
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In reply to 30_Days • 12:08a, 8/21/15
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to be fair, the opposite extreme looks terrible. Here's some ****** on my plane before we took off this evening. This is why you don't buy the 5.5"

It's funny that guys like this get so much hate from this board, considering in my experience they're mostly rich yuppy conservatives. They're pretty much the epitome of generations of the American Dream.



More like the epitome of ****ty parents and bad fashion sense.
7nine
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Buck Compton
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In reply to Cris_Dishman • 12:14a, 8/21/15
How do shorts that high and chicken legs look normal? It's looks awful. There's no reason for it.
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Cris_Dishman
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12:16a, 8/21/15
Those shorts aren't high that is a normal length except for nerds who wear cargo shorts
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FOUR THIN INCHES
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12:17a, 8/21/15


This is the correct short length. It helps to top off the ensemble with a fashionable ankle monitoring bracelet.
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Cris_Dishman
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12:18a, 8/21/15
That looks like a shin bracelet but yeah
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tbirdspur2010
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In reply to Cris_Dishman • 12:19a, 8/21/15
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Those shorts aren't high that is a normal length
....said no one ever
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Buck Compton
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In reply to Cris_Dishman • 12:22a, 8/21/15

These are nice shorts of the proper length. And I agree with tbird, a swift punch in the face would do that guy good. Either way I'm out, been up since 4 am EST and have a meeting at 8
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Jacques
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12:23a, 8/21/15
Man, tgey wouldn't let the girls wear shorts that short when I was in jr high. I bet those say "PINK" on the back.
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Cris_Dishman
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12:23a, 8/21/15
Quit judging acceptable short length off of what people on texags say and you will be a lot better off in life. Just fyi
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Texaggie7nine
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In reply to Cris_Dishman • 12:25a, 8/21/15
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Those shorts aren't high that is a normal length except for nerds who wear cargo shorts


It's normal for dudes from the 80s with no self respect.
7nine
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Cris_Dishman
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12:29a, 8/21/15
Dudes in the 80s obviously pulled a lot more wool
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tbirdspur2010
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In reply to Cris_Dishman • 12:32a, 8/21/15
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Dudes in the 80s obviously pulled a lot more wool
Gals today be on that brazilian game.

Thank God.
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marble rye
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In reply to Buck Compton • 2:07a, 8/21/15
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to be fair, the opposite extreme looks terrible. Here's some ****** on my plane before we took off this evening. This is why you don't buy the 5.5"


You were on a plane with Kliff Kingsbury???
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HossAg
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2:12a, 8/21/15
Why is this thread still going?
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ATM9000
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In reply to Buck Compton • 6:58a, 8/21/15
The problem here isn't chicken legs. The problem is this picture is 100% proof that baby Huey's and heavier NEED cargo shorts. Half an inch of that guys shorts are in his taint.
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HBCanine08
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7:46a, 8/21/15
7. Count em 7 pages of cargo shorts fashion talk.
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B-1 83
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In reply to Cris_Dishman • 7:52a, 8/21/15
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That guy looks perfectly normal. The weird part is you taking a pic of him and posting it on the internet.
On what planet is a long sleeved button down shirt with shorts "normal"?
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AliasMan02
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8:19a, 8/21/15
Just checking if this thread is still about shorts.

Yep.
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