Last night I had a dream I attended some house party. When I woke up, in the dream, I was in a sleeping bag on the floor, at the foot of a couch. The couch had WWW sitting on the couch with some TBD smoking hot female poster sitting opposite of him. I listened to wade make small talk and joke about where they were going to meet up for dinner. It was similar banter you'd hear on the GB and things were going well for Wx3.

Well, I finally sat up and asked the female poster, "When yall talk about meeting up, yall don't actually ever meet up, huh?". She replied "No". I looked at Wade whom looked ashamed. I asked the girl poster if she would like to go to Fazollis and she said yes. I crawled out of my sleeping bag, patted Wade on the shoulder and we left for lunch.

Lodestar a while back. Can't remember what happened.

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Lodestar a while back. Can't remember what happened.

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If I was mowing your lawn I hope you offered a bottle of water

I especially liked that yall were having a conversation in front of each other when I asked if yall ever meet up IRL and she said no.

Sorry bruh! You'd win in real life though, no doubt.

I used to have regular dreams about a certain Kathy Ireland poster.

Even though I know none of you, I did have a weird TexAgs-based dream the other night.

Apparently I was talked into attending a meetup at some restaurant, so I arrive fashionably late. The first clue that something is amiss: I'm the only dude there. Everyone says hi as I walk up, but one of the ladies is apparently a bff I never knew I had. She gets up, gives me a great big hug, and then kisses my neck like three or four times. So I'm really getting weirded out at this point, but then she ups the ante by asking questions which, while composed of perfectly legal English words, make no sense at all. Stuff like, "So, where did you coop?" I'm completely discombobulated trying to decipher this question, all while a dozen random women are staring holes in me, intent on hearing my answer. I finally have an idea and ask her if she meant co-op instead of coop, but they all just laugh at me and start back up jabbering about God knows what. At this point, I look to my right and see my wife and daughter seated at a table nearby, both glaring at me.

I had one where this poster was involved.

that's a nightmare bro

I would seriously reconsider my life choices if I ever have a dream with you people in it.

I thought it was funny and an OK thread topic. I'm never sharing my dreams with yall again.

wow

brow-beaten in your own damn dream

tell your wife you don't appreciate that sort of behavior from her and that she'd best make with the favors to make up for it

That sounds like woman behavior, like her getting mad at you for cheating on her in her dream.

I had a dream last week that I was at northgate / tailgate with AAM02 and Tobias Fnke, but it was back before the Internet.

I haven't had a dream about another poster, but I have had sex with some of them.

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That sounds like woman behavior, like her getting mad at you for cheating on her in her dream.

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My wife has that dream often. Luckily her dreams are pretty messed up to start with, so she's not the type to take them seriously. If she acts like she might want to, I just have to remind her of the time she dreamed that a midget Owen Wilson lived in a hamster cage in her living room, many years before Night at the Museum came out mind you.