Post a pic of yourself[Staff Warning: 12/29/16 update]

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In reply to aggieequestrian14 • 1:39p, 4/22/16
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I mean maybe it was just for pictures but girls don't ride horses in those type of ensembles. Especially if you're an equestrian for a living.
engagement pictures, normally I do not where a dress to ride
Normally ride naked, right? I like your style, new girl.
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In reply to aggieequestrian14 • 1:40p, 4/22/16
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I mean maybe it was just for pictures but girls don't ride horses in those type of ensembles. Especially if you're an equestrian for a living.
engagement pictures, normally I do not where a dress to ride

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In reply to Pirate04 • 1:40p, 4/22/16
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The fact you keep begging us to 'be nice' offends me.
The fact that she keeps spelling it "fianc", on purpose, offends me.
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In reply to Mr. McGibblets • 1:41p, 4/22/16
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You sound fun
Dude, she's riding a horse in a short dress. Do the cootchie to saddle math....


I dated a girl who rode horses. She had really strong legs but **** got weird when I was going up against a horses dong and my dong. As you can tell she chose the horses dong.

All the sads
First time I ever actually saw/touched a shaved beaver was a barrel racer from Rosenberg. She was like an old diesel engine. It took her a while to warm up but once she did, damn it was on!.

After a little while of "dating" I asked why she shaved it. Up until this point, every time I picked her up, she was in a dress or mini-skirt. She told me it allowed her to wear her jeans just a little tighter since she didn't wear underwear with it shaved and when she was loping the horse, the feel of leather up against denim and her **** turned her on to no end. She even confessed to having an orgasm during a school parade while riding.

It was damn sure fun while it lasted, until she confessed to having slept with half the guys on the local rodeo circuit, while we were together. It bothered me some that she was sleeping around but more that at some point, I was gonna end up with crabs with AIDS...
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aggieequestrian14
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In reply to HBCanine08 • 1:41p, 4/22/16
I'm on mobile, the autocorrect is strong.
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In reply to Mr. McGibblets • 1:42p, 4/22/16
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^Or get laid
I mean technically aggieequestrian14 is Shield Maiden #2, but that can be settled later
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In reply to 80s Guy • 1:43p, 4/22/16
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I like you. Like a lot a lot.
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In reply to Mr. McGibblets • 1:45p, 4/22/16
And you don't suck, that often... #nohomo
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In reply to 80s Guy • 1:45p, 4/22/16
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Story checks out. Not the first time I've heard that from a girl.
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In reply to wangus12 • 1:46p, 4/22/16
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You win the internet today sir!

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In reply to AgBass01 • 1:49p, 4/22/16
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The crowning achievement of my work week.
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In reply to wangus12 • 1:50p, 4/22/16
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Story checks out. Not the first time I've heard that from a girl.
Mind you, this was 1991-92 so the current trend of shaved beaver was not nearly as popular. You saw creative trimming and partial trimming but rarely completely shaved.
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In reply to MonkeyKnifeFighter • 1:51p, 4/22/16
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The fact you keep begging us to 'be nice' offends me.
The fact that she keeps spelling it "fianc", on purpose, offends me.


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I Play With Guns
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In reply to 80s Guy • 1:51p, 4/22/16
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Well my god! Do you want a cookie or something??!?!
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1:51p, 4/22/16
I'm confused....why does pirate hate the new girl?

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In reply to 80s Guy • 1:52p, 4/22/16
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Then you sir found a rare jewel.
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In reply to titanmaster_race • 1:53p, 4/22/16
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I'm confused too...who said I did?
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In reply to I Play With Guns • 1:54p, 4/22/16
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Well my god! Do you want a cookie or something??!?!
What the **** crawled up your ass and died? I was simply relaying a semi-relevant story that it seems at least one person here appreciated.
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In reply to titanmaster_race • 1:54p, 4/22/16
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It's part of the initiation process from the GB ladies
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In reply to 80s Guy • 1:58p, 4/22/16
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Well my god! Do you want a cookie or something??!?!
What the **** crawled up your ass and died? I was simply relaying a semi-relevant story that it seems at least one person here appreciated.
I thought it was a pretty good story. I had a similar experience in reverse. She had a jungle down there and I was like WTF woman!!
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In reply to 80s Guy • 2:00p, 4/22/16
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a horse..........

Actually I was just teasing you. Loosen your suspenders partna!!!!!
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In reply to I Play With Guns • 2:02p, 4/22/16
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Speaking of horses/camels....how's the toe toots?
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In reply to Schrute • 2:02p, 4/22/16
It was probably Gunsy and her 70's disco bush!
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In reply to 80s Guy • 2:03p, 4/22/16
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Well my god! Do you want a cookie or something??!?!
What the **** crawled up your ass and died?


Mr. McGibblets dong from all the Kraft cheese lodged in there.
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In reply to Mr. McGibblets • 2:05p, 4/22/16
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It was a 2 humper sooooo use your imagination........
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In reply to Uncle Howdy • 2:07p, 4/22/16
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They have miraculously managed to synchronize via the Internet. Men, we need to GTFO!
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In reply to Frederick Palowaski • 2:07p, 4/22/16
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Well my god! Do you want a cookie or something??!?!
What the **** crawled up your ass and died?


Mr. McGibblets dong from all the Kraft cheese lodged in there.


Mmmmmm Kraft cheese
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2:08p, 4/22/16
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SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A CAMEL

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In reply to wangus12 • 2:09p, 4/22/16
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^Or get laid
I mean technically aggieequestrian14 is Shield Maiden #2, but that can be settled later


Fine I'll sit on your face in eqt's absence. Jesus! /cheryl
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In reply to I Play With Guns • 2:10p, 4/22/16
Poor camel was like "Great.... Another White She Devil that smells of tuna and fumunda with her man that reeks of martinis and anti-itch lotion. Oh look, she is not wearing any underwear..... It's gonna take months for my hair to grow back on my hump!"
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In reply to marble rye • 2:10p, 4/22/16
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^Or get laid
I mean technically aggieequestrian14 is Shield Maiden #2, but that can be settled later


Fine I'll sit on your face in eqt's absence. Jesus! /cheryl
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In reply to marble rye • 2:11p, 4/22/16
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In reply to 80s Guy • 2:12p, 4/22/16
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Poor camel was like "Great.... Another White She Devil that smells of tuna and fumunda with her man that reeks of martinis and anti-itch lotion. Oh look, she is not wearing any underwear..... It's gonna take months for my hair to grow back on my hump!"


Is it weird I thought the same thing or nah?
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In reply to I Play With Guns • 2:13p, 4/22/16
So he sold his arms to pay for all these vacations?
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In reply to marble rye • 2:13p, 4/22/16
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^Or get laid
I mean technically aggieequestrian14 is Shield Maiden #2, but that can be settled later


Fine I'll sit on your face in eqt's absence. Jesus! /cheryl
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