Have I ever said it to you?
quote:Welcome to the club, 04. This is how Penthouse Letters used to start and that's how she breaks the ice for the sexy time....
You have gorgeous eyes!!!
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Thank you. It's my 2nd biggest asset.
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It's not a weiner! It's a Dam Dog!!
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It's not a weiner! It's a Dam Dog!!
A rose by any other name...
I'd imagine your gift basket is already on the way, complete with flavored condoms. Gotta practice safe dog-gobbling.
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Don't thing I've posted in here...
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Don't thing I've posted in here...
Is that....
IS THAT KETCHUP ON YOUR WEINER?!
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I am.
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I am.
quote:You'd win that contest hands down.quote:
I am.
What about a female slam piece??
quote:What about a threesome?quote:
I am.
What about a female slam piece??
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It's a good hair day
quote:yep. Would brush it with a Sephora paddle brush.
It's a good hair day