Jesus this movie is terribad
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I can't stop laughing at da booty meme.
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Why would I pour out whiskey?
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Unless you've had the whole bottle, you haven't yet had too much. Even then...
Do you need some vino?.
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Unless you've had the whole bottle, you haven't yet had too much. Even then...
Do you need some vino?.
I'm having rum and coke actually. At a bar, solo, watching the Rangers. Wearing headphones so creepers don't talk to me BUT ITS NOT WORKING.
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Unless you've had the whole bottle, you haven't yet had too much. Even then...
Do you need some vino?.
I'm having rum and coke actually. At a bar, solo, watching the Rangers. Wearing headphones so creepers don't talk to me BUT ITS NOT WORKING.
Your first mistake was expecting randos at a bar that be "wookin pa nub" to interpret headphones as a leave me alone disclaimer. You would have to get very very unattractive real real quick for that to be the case.
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Unless you've had the whole bottle, you haven't yet had too much. Even then...
Do you need some vino?.
I'm having rum and coke actually. At a bar, solo, watching the Rangers. Wearing headphones so creepers don't talk to me BUT ITS NOT WORKING.
Your first mistake was expecting randos at a bar that be "wookin pa nub" to interpret headphones as a leave me alone disclaimer. You would have to get very very unattractive real real quick for that to be the case.
Im on my phone too...
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Why would I pour out whiskey?
Because Jack Daniels is crap whiskey that's good for cleaning toilets and not much else?
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Unless you've had the whole bottle, you haven't yet had too much. Even then...
Do you need some vino?.
I'm having rum and coke actually. At a bar, solo, watching the Rangers. Wearing headphones so creepers don't talk to me BUT ITS NOT WORKING.
Your first mistake was expecting randos at a bar that be "wookin pa nub" to interpret headphones as a leave me alone disclaimer. You would have to get very very unattractive real real quick for that to be the case.
Im on my phone too...
Doesn't it suck when you're on mobile and people continue quoting poats with previous quotes in them?
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This is stupid.
Respect the pretty lady's wishes.
Don't be too dumb to figure them out or such a big ass that you ignore them.
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when you're ugly, you have to be charming
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This is stupid.
Respect the pretty lady's wishes.
Don't be too dumb to figure them out or such a big ass that you ignore them.
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when you're ugly, you have to be charming
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when you're ugly, you have to be charming
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Chilling after bowling.
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Closer to a horny toad.