staph must be monitoring this thread HARD
Gigem Aggies
quote:chipotle, I just want to thank you for the gift that is the phrase "beard scissor." Claimed it as my own at lunch and it totally killed.
Y'all should beard scissor.
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uuuungh. been a while since a gay guy called me cute.
quote:Beer Baron I have a question. How did the subject of "beard scissor" come up during lunch. Please enlighten me on how this all went down. You have my attention. I think you have all of our attention.quote:chipotle, I just want to thank you for the gift that is the phrase "beard scissor." Claimed it as my own at lunch and it totally killed.
Y'all should beard scissor.
quote:then what?
Handsome bearded gentleman walks by.
"I would beard scissor that so hard."
Laughs happen.
quote:More like...the Gay Chief of Staff...
I love how BB is the gay ambassador.
quote:They have big cans?
Then he walked out of my life forever and it was just me and a bunch of damn women.
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uuuungh. been a while since a gay guy called me cute.
Beer Baron told me I was "shovel list material." Not sure if I should be flattered, worried, or both.
quote:it's all the angles dude, try to get a tall person to take your picture and you look 20 pounds lighter. At 6'6" I've always got some freaking 5'3" dwarf snapping photos straight into my double chin gullet.
Here's one without the beard (and a little more lolfat)
quote:Pretty sure you'd only be able to buy a mustache.
I sure would trade my brains in for these beards I see!
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I think you would look good with a beard.
quote:Here's 5 years, a few pounds, and no beard ago:
Not every guy can pull off a beard. I can't imagine BB without one though.
quote:mquote:Here's 5 years, a few pounds, and no beard ago:
Not every guy can pull off a beard. I can't imagine BB without one though.
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I think you would look good with a beard.
quote:comparing texags resumesquote:Pretty sure you'd only be able to buy a mustache.
I sure would trade my brains in for these beards I see!