Chiken, what's bothering you? This is the kinder, gentler GB. It's all good. Hug it out.
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Last: 8 yr ago by PrincessButtercup
BlueMiles, thank you for asking. I feel like I'm in a safe circle of caring with you, so I'm going to be honest.
Last night, I lost my wedding ring. I had a nightmare that I slept with everybody on the general board and then ranked them in order of performance and the list got out and no one was there to eat it. And everyones feelings were hurt 'cause some people are just really bad lays. So I guess I'm just feeling a little emotional that everyone will know we banged in my sleep last night. I thought I had hidden it better, but I guess not.
Last night, I lost my wedding ring. I had a nightmare that I slept with everybody on the general board and then ranked them in order of performance and the list got out and no one was there to eat it. And everyones feelings were hurt 'cause some people are just really bad lays. So I guess I'm just feeling a little emotional that everyone will know we banged in my sleep last night. I thought I had hidden it better, but I guess not.
I bet I was first on the list.
quote:Sooo... Who was first and who was last? Did RTT and Beer Baron automatically get last?
BlueMiles, thank you for asking. I feel like I'm in a safe circle of caring with you, so I'm going to be honest.
Last night, I lost my wedding ring. I had a nightmare that I slept with everybody on the general board and then ranked them in order of performance and the list got out and no one was there to eat it. And everyones feelings were hurt 'cause some people are just really bad lays. So I guess I'm just feeling a little emotional that everyone will know we banged in my sleep last night. I thought I had hidden it better, but I guess not.
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BlueMiles, thank you for asking. I feel like I'm in a safe circle of caring with you, so I'm going to be honest.
Last night, I lost my wedding ring. I had a nightmare that I slept with everybody on the general board and then ranked them in order of performance and the list got out and no one was there to eat it. And everyones feelings were hurt 'cause some people are just really bad lays. So I guess I'm just feeling a little emotional that everyone will know we banged in my sleep last night. I thought I had hidden it better, but I guess not.
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RTT: Wrong hole, but fantastic otherwise
I was literally editing my post as you posted that!!
Homosexuals are beautiful lovers. That's all I will say.
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That's a list I know I didn't make.
quote:I figured somebody was going to post it anyway, so I saved them the trouble.
I was literally editing my post as you posted that!!
Did we make sex? The last page was a great read
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watching...always watching...
My bat signal powers are strong. Worthless without pics though.
quote:You and me both brother.
That's a list I know I didn't make.
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That's a list I know I didn't make.
Like my college GPA, I bet I was near the bottom of the list but I'm still a winner!
Your bat signal powers pale in comparison to your creeping skills. If you can find 'em, they're yours.
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I bet I was first on the list.
With a name like Four Thin Inches methinks you may not be first on the list.
lmfao
RIP FTI after that burn.
RIP FTI after that burn.
I really thought you'd be excited about not being the only one who dreams about people on the GB...
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quote:Thank you for keeping this place clean, Charpie
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quote:I was glad to see chiken also sharing her dreams. I had two harmless dreams with two posters in them. Chiken hauled off and had sex with everyone in hers.
I really thought you'd be excited about not being the only one who dreams about people on the GB...
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oh lawd
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BlueMiles, thank you for asking. I feel like I'm in a safe circle of caring with you, so I'm going to be honest.
Last night, I lost my wedding ring. I had a nightmare that I slept with everybody on the general board and then ranked them in order of performance and the list got out and no one was there to eat it. And everyones feelings were hurt 'cause some people are just really bad lays. So I guess I'm just feeling a little emotional that everyone will know we banged in my sleep last night. I thought I had hidden it better, but I guess not.
What a coincidence. Last night I dreamed I helped burn down a gypsy camp and killed two people. Don't worry - I was the good guy. These were evil gypsies.
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Your bat signal powers pale in comparison to your creeping skills. If you can find 'em, they're yours.
Another list I didn't make.
My own sock
All gypsies are evil.
Wait so am I the fish, the kid, the dude that freaks into the water or the old guy watching and laughing?
quote:My sock, actually.quote:So I bet I was pretty high up on your list hmmmmm?
BlueMiles, thank you for asking. I feel like I'm in a safe circle of caring with you, so I'm going to be honest.
Last night, I lost my wedding ring. I had a nightmare that I slept with everybody on the general board and then ranked them in order of performance and the list got out and no one was there to eat it. And everyones feelings were hurt 'cause some people are just really bad lays. So I guess I'm just feeling a little emotional that everyone will know we banged in my sleep last night. I thought I had hidden it better, but I guess not.
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I bet I was first on the list.
Nope. It was me. Bc WHO doesn't like their face being the middle of a tit sandwich?
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My latest shopping trip was successful.
Found myself actually liking the show, though.
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