Stolen Valor

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Chickenhawk
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Bba.
True Anomaly
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****DISCLAIMER****
Thank you for your service, freally doe



can i hop in on yalls circle jerk for a second? Thank goodness for context clues, other wise this thread woulda had me like:




This x infinity. I like to laugh at frauds too, but have no idea what any of this means
G.I.Bro
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I will thank you for never saying "freally doe" ever again
AggieVictor10
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Thanks for fighting for my freadoms so I can live freally doe.
bigblackag12
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I will thank you for never saying "freally doe" ever again



Ah but did i actually say it?
Cromagnum
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Cromagnum
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LOL. Ribbons and hangers on the same uniform and on opposite sides.

bigblackag12
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So when do us civiliand get some sort of explanation as to what we are seeing or supposed to see
powerbelly
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These are all frauds who for some reason can't do some basic research and figure out how to properly wear a uniform and what should or shouldn't be there.
bigblackag12
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I see.


I am sure if i knew what all the badges and pins and stripes meant i would be even more on the inside loop of the hilarity. (Apologies if i butchered the correct names)
HossAg
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Yeah, to misinformed me, none of these look fake.
Chickenhawk
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Ah the rarely seen air force combat infantry badge.
Cromagnum
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Helpful hint, if you look like a Mexican General and are not 50+ years old, good chance you didn't serve and win all of those awards.
Dr. Faustus
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Ah yes, the elusive Marine Navy SEAL.

Edit: JG beat me to it on the first page.
bigblackag12
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Helpful hint, if you look like a Mexican General and are not 50+ years old, good chance you didn't serve and win all of those awards.



Yeah these things are somewhat easily gleaned. I wanna know what the badges and stripes mean
Beer Baron
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Fashion threads.
Chickenhawk
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And fatty is even wearing a purple heart ribbon.

How does that happen? I figured that much lard would be even more effective than sapi plates.
tzube114
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So I'm assuming you guys have seen this??

http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/story/28648824/watch-case-of-stolen-valor-veteran-says-so
Dr. Faustus
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Yep.

Are those aviator's wings above his ribbons? I can't quite tell.
DCC99
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So, do these people just order uniforms, ribbons, and medals online, or buy at pawnshops, without actually researching what they mean and where they go?
Aggies Revenge
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So, do these people just order uniforms, ribbons, and medals online, or buy at pawnshops, without actually researching what they mean and where they go?
Pretty much.
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Teslag
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So, do these people just order uniforms, ribbons, and medals online, or buy at pawnshops, without actually researching what they mean and where they go?


Some soldiers in husbands unit were joking around about starting a website called purchasedvalor.com. For $100 they'd send you a set of ACU's with everything in the right place. They'd also include a fake backstory on where you went to basic, AIT, duty stations, deployments, etc. When they pitched the idea to their 1SG he simply shook his head and said "1. Go **** yourselves and 2. Sadly, you'd probably make a fortune".
45-70Ag
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Ah the rarely seen air force combat infantry badge.


And the Air Force air assault badge
bigblackag12
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Okay i guess ill start with this. What does the air force infantry and assault badge mean
Teslag
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Okay i guess ill start with this. What does the air force infantry and assault badge mean


Those are army badges.
Amazing Moves
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That guy has seen about as much action as Deb at a stud farm.
Jugstore Cowboy
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Okay i guess ill start with this. What does the air force infantry and assault badge mean


I think those are the guys who fly small craft into Cobra territory and get out and fight with laser rifles.
AgEng06
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That guy has seen about as much action as Deb at a stud farm.
Depends on which Deb you're referring to...
Amazing Moves
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That guy has seen about as much action as Deb at a stud farm.
Depends on which Deb you're referring to...
Figured I'd go with a semi-older reference since she hardly ever posts anymore. Nostalgia. Wine etc.
Aggies Revenge
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histag10
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And fatty is even wearing a purple heart ribbon.

How does that happen? I figured that much lard would be even more effective than sapi plates.

He obviously choked on his food when a gun went off near him. That or he got a paper cut.
bigblackag12
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Okay i guess ill start with this. What does the air force infantry and assault badge mean


Those are army badges.



Thank you. I now know what two of the badges mean. If anyone would like to explain further i wpuld greatly appreciate it
marble rye
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BBA just leave the thread. This is for military guys to make a point about not bragging about serving, but getting their yucks about their inside jokes (indirectly pointing out they served).
HossAg
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BBA just leave the thread. This is for military guys to make a point about not bragging about serving, but getting their yucks about their inside jokes (indirectly pointing out they served).


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