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Last: 9 yr ago by bmc13
That was a pretty good Disney animated film tbh.
I've just seen Land Before Time.
If the kitchen in Jurassic park had door knobs instead of handles it would've changed the whole movie.
free the dinos!
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If the kitchen in Jurassic park had door knobs instead of handles it would've changed the whole movie.
aye, but it wouldn't have met code
I just learned that Brontosaurus never existed.
You really think they had to meet code on an island of ****ing dinosaurs? C'mon man.
quote:Dude raptors were smart. They would have found a way to get in.
You really think they had to meet code on an island of ****ing dinosaurs? C'mon man.
You ever been to the Zoo? Raptor is a dumbass.
This is Sue. Largest TRex ever found. I've seen her before at Chicago museum.
quote:Yea he gives raptors a terrible name. I bet they are looking down from heaven and just want to eat him alive.
You ever been to the Zoo? Raptor is a dumbass.
quote:quote:Yea he gives raptors a terrible name. I bet they are looking down from heaven and just want to eat him alive.
You ever been to the Zoo? Raptor is a dumbass.
If he's the only one that survived I'd say the rest were pretty tarded as well.
quote:Dude nothing was gonna outrun that meteor.quote:quote:Yea he gives raptors a terrible name. I bet they are looking down from heaven and just want to eat him alive.
You ever been to the Zoo? Raptor is a dumbass.
If he's the only one that survived I'd say the rest were pretty tarded as well.
Meteor
The meteor that killed the dinosaurs was 6 miles long. It created a crater that 110 miles in diameter- as long as the drive from CS to ATX. That is crazy.
The meteor that killed the dinosaurs was 6 miles long. It created a crater that 110 miles in diameter- as long as the drive from CS to ATX. That is crazy.
My favorite ....
Thesaurus
Thesaurus
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This is Sue. Largest TRex ever found. I've seen her before at Chicago museum.
I cant look at that and not see a giant vicious chicken. Whats wrong with me
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If the kitchen in Jurassic park had door knobs instead of handles it would've changed the whole movie.
aye, but it wouldn't have met code
I don't think Costa Rica is bound by the ADA.
True, but... spared no expense.
earth is only 6000 years old. devil made dinosaur bones to trick us.
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This is Sue. Largest TRex ever found. I've seen her before at Chicago museum.
I cant look at that and not see a giant vicious chicken. Whats wrong with me
quote:The earth used to be much lower pressure, which allowed things to grow much bigger and would allow people to live for hundreds of years. This explains dinosaurs because they were really just giant lizards and also explains how people like Adam lived to be 800 or whatever.
earth is only 6000 years old. devil made dinosaur bones to trick us.
Before the flood, the sky had a very pink hue. This made animals, including dinosaurs, very docile. This is why man and dinisaurs were able to coexist.
Before the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs, the Sun used to revolve around the Earth. But when it hit, it knocked Earth into a different trajectory and now it's the other way around.
These are all straight facts
Carl Crawford doesn't like this thread.
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"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve," Everett said last Friday, before the
Red Sox lost two of three in Atlanta. "The Bible never says anything
about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw
them. Someone actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus
rex." What about dinosaur bones?
"Made by man," he says.
God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
quote:Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.
God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
But then it turns out that dinosaurs are just as oppressive to women as men were.
quote:quote:Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.
God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
But then it turns out that dinosaurs are just as oppressive to women as men were.
What kind of sick person thinks about that enough to write a book, let alone 3.
I think there are way more than three... I saw something about this on the entertainment board and that's how I know about it. It's not like my wife is really into these books and we have dinosaur costumes that we work into our roleplay with a group of like-minded curious individuals every third Thursday of the month when we go to a different person's house and eat raw meat while making dinosaur calls and then play hide-and-go-seek so the "dinosaurs" have to go find the "cave women" and post videos of these encounters on a secret website on the deep web.
quote:museums creep me the F out
This is Sue. Largest TRex ever found. I've seen her before at Chicago museum.
Sue always reminds me of drinking pier beers with Jill and scimi.
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