I know this girls history. She divorced last may and has dated 3 guys since then. She has brought up sex every time we have talked this week. We are supposed to go out on a date saturday. Where do I take this girl? Obviously no work I will need to put in here.
Going on a date with a sure thing
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Last: 9 yr ago by Leonardo da vinci
sleazy motel
Sounds like you should be wearing a body condom
You take her to pound town. What a dumb question
The back of a Volkswagen
You may want to make an appointment with your physician now.
McDonalds. Let her Super Size it so she knows you're a big spender. Then take her to the bedroom
Take her to church. Sounds like she needs Jesus.
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The women in here seem horny as hell. That fifty shades movie got y'all worked up?
You know the rules...Need pics first before I solicit any advice whatsoever.
Chili's. No other restaurant says IDGAF more than Chilis.
Sounds like a ****. Just ignore her and piss her off. Messing with their heads is fun sometimes
Seriously though, wherever you go, use a Groupon.
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Use #protection
Assuming you man up and leave your condoms at home, does it help to start taking antibiotics before the date?
We are in Houston btw.
This is a good question because you don't want to spend too much or go to activity like a dinner and a movie that will waste precious nasty time. Good luck OP.
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Seriously though, wherever you go, use a Groupon.
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We are in Houston btw.
Dinner and Ferris wheel ride at the aquarium, room at hotel zaza
Chili's provides a fine dining experience (for a given value of fine dining) at a reasonable price, and can generally be found near a Holiday Inn or, if you're desperate, a La Quinta.
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The women in here seem horny as hell. That fifty shades movie got y'all worked up?
What's wrong with a woman being horny? Next week you or some other schmo will be complaining about how the wife/gf is an ice princess and never puts out. It's 2015, dear.
Shark has never been around a horny female
Cheapest motel you can find with a lounge, just in case you have to booze her up a little. Have pizza sent if she's hungry. Or just get beer and a burrito or something at a gas station on the way to the motel.
Consider the food as well if either of you have IB. Would be awfully embarrassing if either of you had loose stool when defecating on each other. Firm or go home.
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We are in Houston btw.
Take her to BRC. It'll be good conversation when she asks what it stands for:
Sloot: "what's BRC?"
You: "Big Red Cock"
Sloot: "hehehe. Do you have a BRC?"
You: "only one way to find out
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Sloot: "hehe"
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The women in here seem horny as hell. That fifty shades movie got y'all worked up?
What's wrong with a woman being horny? Next week you or some other schmo will be complaining about how the wife/gf is an ice princess and never puts out. It's 2015, dear.
Curious Jorge is horny a lot. That makes her good people.
Doesn't anybody believe in RULE 1 anymore?!?
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Consider the food as well if either of you have IB. Would be awfully embarrassing if either of you had loose stool when defecating on each other. Firm or go home.
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We are in Houston btw.
You'd be a fool not to shack up in the Medical Center. There are a ton of hotels there, and lot's of good hospitals if you find yourself looking down at a broken condom.
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