"This is the ****in' American dream. This is my ****in' dream, y'all!
All this sheeyit! Look at my sheeyit!
I got I got SHORTS! Every ****in' color.
I got designer T-shirts!
I got gold bullets. Mother****in' VAM-pires.
I got Scarface. On repeat. SCARFACE ON REPEAT. Constant, y'all!
I got Escape! Calvin Klein Escape! Mix it up with Calvin Klein Be. Smell nice? I SMELL NICE!
That ain't a ****in' bed; that's a ****in' art piece. My ****in' spaceship! U.S.S. Enterprise on this ****. I go to different planets on this mother****er! Me and my ****in' Franklins here, we take off. TAKE OFF!
Look at my ****. Look at my ****! I got my blue Kool-Aid.
I got my ****in' NUN-CHUCKS.
I got shurikens; I got different flavors.
I got them sais. Look at that ****, I got sais. I got blades!
Look at my sheeyit! This ain't nuttin', I got ROOMS of this ****!
I got my dark tannin' oil lay out by the pool, put on my dark tanning oil
I got machine guns Look at this, look at this mother****er here! Look at this mother****er! Huh? A ****ing army up in this ****!"