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Once dated a beautiful girl who had this gnarly hairy mole on her forearm. It disgusted me. It was like a hairy caterpillar right on the part of a girls forearm they find it sexy to be brushed. One night after teh sex I located a "cute" birthmark on her back and told her to "never have that one removed or altered"
The next week she made an appointment at Beutal to have Robin Williams unibrow removed from her forearm.
That was pretty manipulative. I try to only use my powers for good nowadays.
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I don't understand. Either the chick had a hairy mole on her arm or she was beautiful. It can't be both. Which was it?
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She was rather whiskeyed up
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Denied her the BBC one night.
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Filled up a flesh-colored condom with warm water, tied it off, put a pin hole in the end, unzipped and positioned it. Walked in to the kitchen while she was on the phone with her father and hosed her down.
As priceless as the expression on her face was, watching her attempt to explain the commotion to her dad was even better.
quote:jesus, that is malevolent and cruel. you're sick
I often tell the kids to wait to do their talent show/circus act/interpretive dance/etc until daddy gets home because he's dying to watch it.
quote:quote:jesus, that is malevolent and cruel. you're sick
I often tell the kids to wait to do their talent show/circus act/interpretive dance/etc until daddy gets home because he's dying to watch it.
quote:No. Blow up dolls are for annoying batchlorette parties. It's a Real girl. I made it rain for a wife that keeps her mouth open without talking. Plus she never says no.
Did you just describe your blow up doll?