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Buy me dinner first?

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I'm not spending money on a droopy dangler.

G.I.Bro, it's scary how much you care about me.

The last time I did this was in high school, and it was fun getting action from two chicks at the same time but I didn't really like what I was doing by playing them both. Learned I was a serial monogamist then, it just fits my temperament better because I don't like to screen what I'm saying to keep such a thing going...

Pick the less crazy one.

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Pick the less crazy one.

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Bingo

I have low T

Do you take shots for it or use the gel, Talon?

Neither. I look at boobies on the internet

Tits

boobs

Chesticles

I'm in a similar situation. Only I plan to start dating both seriously and carrying it out until I get caught. Why bang one when you can bang two?

Tiddies!

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Neither. I look at boobies on the internet

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Do you have a prescription from your doctor? lol

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Pick the one who has the messiest house.
She will prolly be more fun in the sack long term

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You sir, you suck.

You dated a ****ty chick and still couldn't close the deal?

You dated a ****ty chick and still couldn't close the deal?

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You dated a ****ty chick and still couldn't close the deal?

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Messy house translates into better lover? I don't get it. Self gratification is higher priority...is that the implication?

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Pick the one who has the messiest house.
She will prolly be more fun in the sack long term

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You sir, you suck.

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Are we giving away secrets or something?