Funny High School Mascots

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BostonAg74
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There's a Catholic girls school in Mass and their mascot is the Cougar.

Other mascots in Massachusetts:

Wamps
Woolies
Sammies
Reggies
Presidents
Naps
Mounties
Millionaires
Magicians
Hoggers
M-Cats
CyberCats
Clockers
Canalmen
Brownies
Boxers
Bishops
FOUR THIN INCHES
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what is funny about cougar?
hunterntexas
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I always thought Grapeland Sandies was an odd mascot.
Kind of a tornado looking thing...
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what is funny about cougar?


Until recently, nothing. However, in recent years, the term "Cougar" has taken on a different meaning that is not exactly a representation of the innocent Catholic high school girl. Last I heard, they were actually trying to get the mascot name changed.
FOUR THIN INCHES
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but it doesn't make any sense in reference to teenage girls, it's a term for older women. i don't see how anyone could possibly make an issue out of this.
PrincessButtercup
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yeah that's kind of ridiculous. if it was a school for 40 year old women, sure, it'd be funny. for high school students, not so much.
JTAG90
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Itasca Wampus Cats...still don't know what a Wampus Cat is!
bmc13
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I would describe a wampus cat as a large feral cat that lived in the woods. or maybe an offshoot of a bobcat. not sure. buts that the general feel I have from hearing about wampus cats.
45-70Ag
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Trent gorillas.

Ag 11
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Deer
Cayaggie01
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Itasca Wampus Cats...still don't know what a Wampus Cat is!


Don't they have 5 legs?

My grandpappy was a Wampus Cat
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There is a high school team called the Ricebirds - but I can't remember which town.
80s Guy
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El Campo Ricebirds

Then there is the Bay City Blackcats just down the road.

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Texas City Stingarees



I haven't been home in awhile but when did this abomination show up?
Gramercy Riffs
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This is the first year for that one. They semi-retired Big Vic. The new one is awful.
Gramercy Riffs
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Thankfully, all of the attention is actually on the field, because the Stings are destroying their opponents.
coupland boy
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California High School "Arabs"



For real? That'd be awesome if that mascot showed up in a Mercedes and was accomoanied by multiple cheerleaders at all times.
Dr. Not Yet Dr. Ag
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Cobras aren't vipers, ya moron

For 80's

[This message has been edited by Not Yet Dr. Ag (edited 11/9/2013 6:12p).]
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Pampa Harvesters
$3 Sack of Groceries
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Austin High Maroons
GinaLinetti
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My mascot was a panther. Plain right? Except we were purple. Really??! A purple ****ing panther?
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Munday Mogols
Gramercy Riffs
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My mascot was a panther. Plain right? Except we were purple. Really??! A purple ****ing panther?

You realize mascots and colors are usually completely independent of each other, right? Or were you under the impression that out in the wild, cougars are blue and gold, eagles are red and white, and lions are blue and red?
GinaLinetti
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Munday Mogols


My dad was a mogol
Ogre09
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Happy Cowboys always made me laugh. Sounds like what my uncle would call the guys from Brokeback.

Robert Lee Steers and Lady Steers (redundant?)

Amarillo Sandies (sandies are cookies, and their inflatible tunnel looked like a big tan turd)

Lubbock Monterrey Plainsmen

Midland Lee Rebels , school was built and districted to be all white in the 60s, funny seeing the black kids there with confederate flags and singing/playing Dixie

RAB87
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Van Vandals
80s Guy
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Not yet - suck it!
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Nothing more fearsome than the Academy Bumblebees.
Fonzie Scheme
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Devine Warhorses
Fredericksburg Battlin' Billies
Palacios Sharks
Port Isabel Tarpons
Ag 11
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Amarillo Sandies aren't named after cookies, dummy. It's short for Sandstorm
coupland boy
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Amarillo Sandies aren't named after cookies, dummy. It's short for Sandstorm
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Amarillo Sandies aren't named after cookies, dummy. It's short for Sandstorm


I realize the intention, but does anyone call a sandstorm a sandie? Why not just call the team the sandstorms? It would be like calling yourselves the Brownies and telling everyone it's short for Brown Bears. You're still a dessert.
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We should use the Maroons as an inspiration for ringy the Aggie mascot!
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My high school back in Mississippi, the Rock-a-Chaws...

 
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