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If you’re curious, that appears to be $3,345 in mixed bills, all from one shift, albeit a long one — that’s 11:30 am to 3 am. But do that shift three times a month, you’re pulling in $120,000 in tips. Not bad for three cold showers.

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http://hypervocal.com/culture/2013/strippers-money-one-shift/#L1usibRcmU8UpIcg.99

Who's grandpa was at the strip club for there to be a few $2 bills in that stack?

And so many of them don't have a damn thing to show for it.

A stripper could work ten years and retire very well. But they don't.

atypical night for an atypical stripper

I bet Sierra/Cinnamon/Star/Diamond's real name is M'cKynzye.

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that girls got a belly fun of random mangoo, too

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And so many of them don't have a damn thing to show for it.

A stripper could work ten years and retire very well. But they don't.

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Meth is bad...

Strippers I've known said they usually pulled $400-$1000/night.

Good ones made much more.

Catch is the stripper expert. He would know about what the average one makes.

Neighbor about 6 houses down in stripper.

House is paid off and she drives nice Lexus.

Her kids are *******s though!

I wonder if she hit double digits in blowjobs given on that particular evening.

Nice take for one day.

He must work out.

At least one per hundy, unless she makes change.

The one I knew said she probably averaged around $300 a night, with some weekday nights being really slow and some Saturdays were she pulled a couple grand.


It is sad, cause most of them seem to be train wrecks. If you were smart with you money and kept in shape, it does seem like you could do it from 18-35 and probably retire after that.

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And so many of them don't have a damn thing to show for it.

A stripper could work ten years and retire very well. But they don't.

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You've obviously never spent much time hanging out with strippers. They spend like crazy.

It very much depends on the stripper and the club. Instead of asking how much they make a night, I ask how much they are looking to make. Most of them are hoping to make $300-$400. That means they usually make about $200 a night. If they tell you they expect to make $1000 or more, you get best lock her down for some dances before someone else snags her. My suggestion is to go on the last night of the month before rent is due. That's when the A++ team shows up to the club. They can knock rent out in one night.

I call BS, there would be a whole lot more $1's.

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I call BS, there would be a whole lot more $1's.

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The club exchanges the $1's for larger bills.

Most of them are saving to go to college or cosmetology school, or perhaps become a dental hygienist.

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Most of them are saving to go to college or cosmetology school, or perhaps become a dental hygienist.

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Man, your strippers have pretty low fake aspirations.

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I know two from high school. One of them worked in Houston at The Men's Club and also at Rick's, the other worked at The Lodge in Dallas.

They both ended up getting into financial planning when they "retired" from the club life. One of them had some pretty massive debt, even after all the time working the clubs.

Each of them went back to their respective clubs and tried to have some mini-seminars with the girls to talk to them about investing and saving for the future. None of them were interested.

One of them spent probably 25% of her income ordering from Victoria's Secret online. And she upgraded her car every year or two. And she had a few car wrecks that were costly.

It was sad. They had kind of assumed they would always just be able to go back and make more money whenever they needed to, but in the end they just hated going to work and were tired of pig men.

They are both doing well now, but they easily could have been retired. Lots of spending on "stuff", and lots of traveling at the spur of the moment.

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In that case, I'm glad I take my own, you don't know how many times the $1s at those places have been cycled through a g-string.

Oh yeah, one of them said the least she had ever made in a night was $600, and usually it was $2k or more.

And I had a co-worker several years back whose wife got a pair of after-market boobs, then she wanted to start showing them off, and eventually she got a job at Centerfolds, and he was fine with it as long as she was making big money.

They ended up spending like crazy as well until she started boinking guys from the club, and then they had a messy messy messy divorce.

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My suggestion is to go on the last night of the month before rent is due. That's when the A++ team shows up to the club. They can knock rent out in one night.

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I went on Christmas Eve once. Figured the truly desperate ones would be working.

catch with the troof

Somewhere, someone... would pay that kind of money for this:

Bet that chick's probably sticky to the touch.

Trash

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This. I had one tell me she was in law school at Rice.

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Strippers I've known said they usually pulled $400-$1000/night.

Good ones made much more.

Catch is the stripper expert. He would know about what the average one makes.

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Even at that rate, they make 2 to 5 times what I do with a college degree. If I had boobs and a vag, I would consider it...

They don't become strippers because they're smart. Well... maybe a couple.

If only Rice had a law school

New a very nice Aggie girl who was in my BANA class. She worked at the Colorado in Houston. Made a ton. Paid for college in cash. Is honest and Tells the fat, gossipy *****y women in the PTA what she did. Has her head on straight and her kids and husband are as cool and conservative as it gets. She played the system and won.
Can't believe she let me do coke off her cans while I type this.