your pants?!?

Anything more than a few driplets should count. And if you've read this far - you should just click reply and let us know the truth. If you don't reply - we will all assume that you pee your pants on a regular basis and are ashamed of yourself.

ok ok, I'll break the ice ...

I last peed my pants when I was 14 yrs. old ... it was deer season, it was frickin' freezing, and I was sporting about 4 layers of clothing.

It was an unusually dark morning, and I couldn't even see my hand in front of my face - and, mmhhmm, I had to leak pretty badly. So, in a mad rush, I whipped it out just in time.

Something else unusual - I didn't hear the splatter of urine on the leaves. How curious. Turns out I'd been peeing on my coat - and it deflected all over my pants.

I've had many a close call since, but my bladder is a champ.

Does it count if you did it because you were laughing?

Kindergarten. I remember I woke up and my cot had this huge pee circle. That's whats sucked about kindergarten, when you pissed on yourself during nap time there would be a big pee stain on your cot and everybody would know it! If you pee in your pants sometimes you can get away with it without too many people finding out. I remember they gave me some crazy shorts to wear that somebody had left one time.

last week

well, ok, we'll assume yes.

I was 18...at Dorney Park with some friends celebrating graduation. We were waiting in line and I mentioned to one of them that i had to pee BADLY. So he proceeded to tickle me the whole time we were waiting. Not helpful at all. So we sit down in the ride, one of those tidal wave rides, and i turn to say something to another friend and the first friend pokes me in the ribs again... And that was that. Luckily we were so soaked at the end of the ride that no one could tell anyway. Stupid non-ticklish people. They just don't understand the trouble they cause.

NYAggie02 - It matters not what you were doing at the time - or the cause. If the volume was more than, say, 4 driplets?, it qualifies.

good timing!

you've just reminded me of when I purposely peed my pants when I was about 9 yrs. old at Splashtown in San Antonio. There was standing water where people pick up their tubes, so I stood there with my tube in front of me and just let her escape down the leg. Ahhhh, good times at old school splashtown.

OK, carry on.

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I was watching Good Morning Miami on my bed, and I was too lazy to get up to go to the bathroom, I was just holding it.
The characters were doing a PSA about flu shots, and the woman kept on messing it up, (it doesn't hurt, its just a little ***** *laughing*) giving the poor guy shot after shot on his arm. His pained reaction to the needle for some reason made me laugh soooooo hard, and I leaked a little.

edit: wow, thats not allowed? Well, it starts with a p and needles do it.

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thanks for y'alls contributions thus far ... I think this thread will bring me much joy - and will also serve in bringing the texags general board to a greater understanding of one another - building a community of trust and respect. Feels good, doesn't it?

I know some football players that do it when they can't go elsewhere...

Aggiealphamale, you asked so tell us yours.

snowman - you make me laugh.

I was the 1st to reply to my thread, and the 1st to tell 2 stories about peeing my pants ... and unless you are one of the football players that wets the pads - you are the 1st person to not answer the question.

Nah... I had to take it for the team once...

Senior Year in High School during a football game. Really had no option other than hold it or go, so I went.

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I didn't open this thread, so I don't have to reply.

I was 8 months pregnant. I heard the ice cream man. I was running to catch him and fell on my bottom. I peed from the impact of my huge belly.

I went to the doc to make sure I didn't bust anything (ie: my water) and he did the test and said nope, you just peed your pants.

last year,
I was swilling beer with my cousins while doing some work. I was dumb enough to announce that i needed to pee so bad my eyes were yellow. one of the *******s punched me in the gut and i squirted. it was pretty funny. whole family finds out, it creates a raunchy dust ring

the devil lives in the bottle

Back when I was little (probably before kindegarten), I was playing hide and seek with my brother at my grandparents' house. I had to pee really bad, but my (older) brother told me to hold it and hide. My guess is that he went and sat down and watch TV to see how long I'd last - I lasted about 5 minutes and soaked myself. Sucked ass.

At chilifest this year I peed in my pants when I woke up and realized that I fell asleep in my own crap.

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yikes