Listening to the guy in the cubicle next to me.
... he slurps his coffee every day at 7:00am and 2:30pm. Yes, I have been keeping track.
Yes, he slurps the whole cup. LOUDLY.
Yes, my sanity is gone.
No, I will not politely ask him to stop. You be crazy?!
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Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.