Hey... How do you keep a Baptist from drinking all your beer?

Hot Steel 02

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11:05a, 5/28/03

Invite two baptists.

Snowman2154

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11:06a, 5/28/03

???

The Terminator

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11:06a, 5/28/03

Nice.

BusterAg

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11:07a, 5/28/03

I think the joke goes:

Why do you always invite Baptists fishing in pairs?
Because if you invite only one, he will drink all your beer!!

Whoodini

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11:08a, 5/28/03

Great joke. It's even better when you tell it right.

Snowman2154

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11:08a, 5/28/03

That's it Hot Steel...

I like my version better... The other one doesn't make sense as a joke.

[This message has been edited by Snowman2154 (edited 5/28/2003 10:10a).]

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11:13a, 5/28/03

The only time Baptists don't recognize each other is when they meet in the liquor store.

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11:14a, 5/28/03

quote:
The other one doesn't make sense as a joke.

Maybe if you're a moron it doesn't. Read it again.

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11:23a, 5/28/03

I don't fish, so I wouldn't invite any Baptists... I do drink beer and would be concerned how to keep them from drinking it.

Go do some raps Whoooooodini...