MESSAGE TO BANANA'S BOYFRIEND (I'm sure you know who you are by now). Here are a couple of pointers to help you have a fun night out at the strip club without your controlling girlfriend giving you crap about it. Luckily, my wife and I trust each other so I don't have to utilize them myself. However, I've had friends and co-workers that have used them with great success.
1) If you plan to share bank accounts and credit cards, start working on the "stash" fund for things such as trips to the strip club, casino, etc. You don't want $$$ to disappear in large chunks and result in questions being asked.
2) When you are on your way home from the strip club, a quick stop to fill up the gas tank is always a good idea. Make sure to spill a bit of gas on yourself to cover up the stripper smell.
3) Make sure your cell phone's ringer is "off" or "one beep". You can always check it periodically and return a call outside. You want to avoid the unfortunate incident of having your phone ring while receiving a lap dance and having a stripper answer it for you.