KBTX just cracks me up... every time they mention the problem today, they say it that way... like "THE SHOWDOWN IN IRAQ".
"Crystal Galny is at Jon Smith's house where we had reports that a crisis was narrowly averted today...
"This is Crystal Galny reporting, and yes, Mr. Smith had a near scare today when he opened a half-gallon of Blue Bell ice cream after being in his unpowered freezer for three hours... he expected the worst... the worst being that the ice cream might be a little smushy... but he described it as only being slightly mushy... this was good news to the Smith family. <shot of smiling kids eating ice cream staring into camera>
In another section of town, an unidentified man (he wouldn't tell us his name), told the horrors of having to drink a lukewarm Diet Pepsi. We believe that E. coli had not yet set in on the soda in question, but we must warn all our viewers to please not drink your sodas for at least another 2-3 hours."
"Crystal Galny is at Jon Smith's house where we had reports that a crisis was narrowly averted today...
"This is Crystal Galny reporting, and yes, Mr. Smith had a near scare today when he opened a half-gallon of Blue Bell ice cream after being in his unpowered freezer for three hours... he expected the worst... the worst being that the ice cream might be a little smushy... but he described it as only being slightly mushy... this was good news to the Smith family. <shot of smiling kids eating ice cream staring into camera>
In another section of town, an unidentified man (he wouldn't tell us his name), told the horrors of having to drink a lukewarm Diet Pepsi. We believe that E. coli had not yet set in on the soda in question, but we must warn all our viewers to please not drink your sodas for at least another 2-3 hours."