TIA

shut up deb

Aren't you Lebanese or Persian or something?

whats the difference between an aggie and a bowling ball .... wait....

what do you call an Aggie after graduation?

former student

I hate aggie joks

#10


Did you hear about the Cessna airplane that crashed in a cemetery in College Station?

Aggie search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and are still digging.


#9

Did you hear about the Aggie who won a gold medal at the Olympics?

He was so proud of the award that he decided to get it bronzed.


#8

Did you hear about the Aggie who got locked out of his car?

He spent two hours trying to get his wife and kids out.


#7

Did you hear about the Aggie that broke his leg raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.


#6

Did you hear about the Aggie whose wife gave birth to twins?

He wanted to know who the other man was.


#5

I think it's a shame the way everyone picks on Aggies. After all it was an Aggie engineer that invented the toilet seat.

Of course a UT engineer stole the design and cut a hole in the middle ...


#4

Did you hear about the Aggie at the stop sign?

He's still there.


#3

Did you hear about the skeleton they found in a closet in one of the dorms at A&M?

It was the 1963 hide-and-go-seek champion!


#2

Why do Aggies hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.


#1

Why can't Aggie farmers raise chickens?

They plant the eggs too deep.

Yay! Moarr!

I didn't plant the eggs. I tried the faster way by transplanting the chicks. But they all died after three days. Called the County Agent to come and help me. He felt there weren't enough nutrients in the soil. He collected some soil samples and sent them to A&M for analysis. Should get the results back this week and I'll be back in business.

An Aggie pilot & co-pilot were flying to Columbia, SC for a football game. The flight goes well, and they get clearance to land. The pilot touches the plane down on the very leading edge of the runway and immediately slams on the brakes has hard as he can. The plane comes to a stop only about a half inch from falling off of the end of the runway, and the pair let out a sigh of relief.
The pilot looks at the co-pilot and says, "That is the shortest runway I've ever seen!"
The co-pilot says, "Yeah!" Then looks out both side windows, "But it sure is wide!"

Two recent Aggie graduates were having a tough time finding jobs after college, so they decided to pool their money together and buy a tractor trailer and start their own trucking company. They figure they can take turns driving and sleeping and make a bunch of money. Things are going well until one day they come to a bridge over the highway with a sign that says "11 feet." The truck is 11'6" tall. The one driving looks around and says, "I don't see any cops around, let's go for it."

An Aggie and a longhorn are using the bathroom. The Aggie starts to leave, and the longhorn says
"At the University of Texas they taught us to wash our hands after we use the restroom."

The Aggie replies "At Texas A&M they taught us not to piss on our hands."

Si vis pacem parabellum

in reference to the pee on hands joke...



If you've seen the movie, you get it.

No, all you have to do is put your hands in a triangle, so the other guy THINKS you're washing your hands.

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Her degree

How many Aggies does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?


Two. One to stir the batter and the other to squeeze the rabbit.

AND

Why do Aggies eat beans on Friday? So that they can have a bubble bath on Saturday....

What did I do to you, Fred?

the Air Raid offense

An Aggie was an officer on the Titanic. His last recorded words were "Our voyage had a great first half."