Wow. This thread definitely got interesting. Lex, I really think that you need to be more careful what you post. Be smart about it. Although these threads can get interesting, I dont want you to get hurt.

This guy is either the biggest fool on the GB or the worst troll.

This thread

So glad I stick around TexAgs

This thread is awesome.

So squirrel is a dude!

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man..... B1-83 ain't got nothin' on this gal.

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Maybe they should be introduced...?

Prediction for Prestige.

She effed another dude. That dude told her he wished she wasn't engaged so they could be together. She boinked him, and during said boinking decided to end the engagement. She ended the engagement. She went to that dude and told him of said break up. That dude bailed as he was just saying anything to get the boinking. She goes back to Prestige.

Heads up pal.

Steve needs to feed you better (or at least more consistent) stuff to troll with, Lex. Pathetic.

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Maybe they should be introduced...?

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Steve needs to feed you better (or at least more consistent) stuff to troll with, Lex. Pathetic.

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This thread is amazing.

I am so proud of myself right now. I can't believe what I accomplished.

So is there an extra Florida ticket or what?

[This message has been edited by puckag08 (edited 8/30/2012 2:22a).]

In the outdoor board thread there is a vital piece of info. Our homeboy is deep in debt, the girl is loaded and she is going to help him.
I am not going to imply anything about the race to get back together, just throwin it out there...

Well if it is a man riding the gravy train, more power to him.

Sugar mommas

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PrestigeWorldwide11
posted 4:25p, 08/29/12



Thanks for the support in this troubling time. I will reward with a pron blast of her tomorrow.

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This whole thing reminds me of a thread on the Houston Board -

• some girl got a text from the dude she was dating
• he breaks up with her via text
• she complains to the Houston Board
• tells Houston Board that this is the third break up in a few months
• H-town Ags pile on
• thread goes for several pages
• Ags suggest she hooks up with some new dude at a the next Aggie Happy Hour
• she posts a pic so folks going to happy hour will know who she is
• ???

Probably ought to find that thread - probably has some great ideas in it just like this one.

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Prediction for Prestige.

She effed another dude. That dude told her he wished she wasn't engaged so they could be together. She boinked him, and during said boinking decided to end the engagement. She ended the engagement. She went to that dude and told him of said break up. That dude bailed as he was just saying anything to get the boinking. She goes back to Prestige.

Heads up pal.

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Lots of truth here.

Rube Baker: Hey. Ya know Ricky, breaking up with a girlfriend can be a very painful thing. But it don't have to keep ya down for long. I mean, let me tell ya something from my own personal experience. I've never had a regular girlfriend like you, but I did get kicked in the balls once by a mule. Now, I thought I would be hurting for the rest of my life. But you know what happened the very next week?
Rick Vaughn: What?
Rube Baker: My momma died. Hell, after that, I didn't care no more about my balls hurtin'. You see what I'm gettin' at?

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Very solid post

Found it

Lex, I hope your bf cheats on you every second he gets.

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Typing my getting kicked out of Twin Peaks story now because I decided I don't give a F

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Here comes lunchtime entertainment

So here is what happened:

MY buddies knew of my current situation so I got a text from my good friend who lives the bachelor life to a T that said "yo kid know you had a rough day, get your dancing shoes on cuz we going to Twin Peaks"

This guy is a regular there so we get his waitress named Cassie after having a couple cocktails at the front bar waiting for our table.

This buddy of mine has boasted how Cassie always sit's on his lap and lets her touch her boobs when he tips her etc etc. So we get all of the above. We told her I just broke up with fiancé because she was cheating on me, (in my drunken state thought that might make her feel sorry for me and I would have a chance with the 19 yo chick).

So here is where it gets interesting...after our free shots we decide to have one more drink. I had jack and sprite all night. The girl subtly mentions how she was glad she could take care of me tonight and asks my friend to tip her nice and that she wanted to see me again.

After some deliberation we thought this was a pass for her to somehow come over tonight for some fun. So she comes back over to pick up the check, I had written her a note on, it went something like this "Cassie, had a really fun time as well, come over tonight and I will give you a bigger tip of $300, my name, my phone number."

I didn't notice when she saw it but she did not come back for 10 minutes and we were all drink less and wondering where she went. 10 minutes later she comes back with a big black guy and a manager with an ear piece in his ear. He asks that we get up and leave immediately and never return. The girl is visually upset and I ask her whats wrong. At this point the girl goes BSC and starts telling me how she gets this kind of crap all of the time, she is just trying to get through college and this is a respectable job.

Then I start mouthing off telling her she has small tits only being helped by her pushup bra, that she probably won't amount to anything unless she finds a sugar daddy at Twin Peaks and her butterfly tattoo on her back is off centered and looks atrocious. The big black guy then makes a play on me saying I need to leave before anyone gets hurt. Keep in mind I still don't have my credit card back, so I ask for it back, big black guy pushes me back into the booth and my arm cracks the TV in the booth. Now manager is pissed, girl is crying, and big black guy is about to swing on some fools.

Now the entire place of Twin peaks is watching this commotion. MY buddy on the right side of the booth gets up and asks for the credit card back, big black guy makes a pass towards him like we are prisoners in the booth. I get up when he goes towards him, grab the tab from the girl start walking out with the entire tab in hand, receipt and all. I pretty much run over to Academy and get in my truck, my buddy number 1 is soon behind me, buddy number 2 parked in their lot.

Anyways, we still have twin peaks tabs and are going to dispute the charges on our card. The girl is getting no tip from us because she was downright ungrateful for being 19 and decent looking. I don't think I can ever step foot in that twin peaks again. There is the story. Not that great, but a solid memory for me in these turbulent times.

tl;dr

nom nom nom...

That story sucked. Post naked pics of the GF instead.