I'm ready whenever you are.

I'll submit a leave slip for the day when I see my star. Thanks in advance. It'll be worth it. You know I ain't lyin'...

What's going on here ?

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What's going on here ?

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I think chickenlady propositioned me yesterday as well.

Who in the hell did chickenlady use to be?

Human, I got tired of being put to the side. Besides, I prefer white guys. They provide for me better.

I've always been chikenlady, numbnuts.

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You and I could be sisters. I found the one Hispanic man that was more of a coconut than I was, so I married him. I always knew I'd marry a white guy. I got the next best thing.

Let's be hermanas then! I always knew I'd marry white too. I love brown men and would loved to have married one for similar cultural experiences, but white is where its at.

He'll never understand what I have and will continue to experience though. People watch me while I shop, people assume I speak Spanish and think less of me when they realize I'm not fluent. When I came to my current job, there were whispers about what I "was". Apparently my complexion is light enough that I can "pass for white" but dark enough to make people wonder where to pigeon hole me.

Chickenlady, you just described someone i was friends with at school. Where are you from originally?

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Sadly, you were mistaken. It was merely a question. I will need to see some sort of comment from you that makes me laugh. Otherwise, I have no interest in you at all. Smooches and puppy dog kisses on your weenus!

It's like you are my little sister

I'm from my mothers vagina. Is that what you mean?

My mother was a hermaphrodite. She has both.

Awww look, Chicken and CharPie are trash sisters

Charpie, check your PM.

chiken, uhthankyouverymuch

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Awww look, Chicken and CharPie are trash sisters

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Human, you need to back the **** up!

Valley trash

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Laura?

Nope.

You have me curious...what did I say that made you think you knew me?

Did you mention something about threrapy sessions the other day? Heck that part coulda been someone else.

Edit - therapy as in you're the counselor. That's what she does.

[This message has been edited by couplandboy (edited 8/10/2012 10:36a).]

Yeah. I'm in counseling for superb mental health.

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Sadly, you were mistaken. It was merely a question. I will need to see some sort of comment from you that makes me laugh. Otherwise, I have no interest in you at all. Smooches and puppy dog kisses on your weenus!

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I kinda actually thought the above quote would make you laugh.

WHERE ARE MY STARS, ESE!?

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We haven't made the "exchange" yet, and by exchange, I meant me getting to tap that ass, again.

Your reading comprehension skills suck today, m'dear. You pay, I deliver.

I'll hoar myself out for chiecken

What was that Human?

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Your reading comprehension skills suck today, m'dear. You pay, I deliver.

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It's the other way around, sweet cheeks.

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Cake baby may be interested.

I wh0re myself out for sex. By the way, does anyone else find it fascinating that Steve Billings likes fatties?!