i dont think anything would make your junk look big

You would think that, but I trimmed the hedges for the first time in months the other night and it looks quite respectable.

You should never let a pear touch a lime. Food 101.

Wtf does a pear have against a lime?

pour one out for a Williams pear

No way I am putting a hook near my junk!

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pour one out for a Williams pear

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I am quite well my friend. Since the staff of this board so rudely removed my blog, I have spent much of my time listening to the monks who visit my orchard almost daily, and then processing their philosophical discussions afterwards. I have even begun to meditate. It is supposed to be very difficult to do, but I think that as a pear, I must have fewer distractions than a human, for I have found that meditation comes easily to me.

I have also continued to lurk on this website. I think that the next time you update "school tags," I should get a pear tag!


That's all for now. Today is a beautiful, warm sunny day, and I don't want to spend any more time on this board.

[This message has been edited by Kentucky Mustangs (edited 7/7/2012 4:31p).]