I was in a dark place! Don't judge me!

a dark place with an old plug in it.

I was in a horney place! Don't judge me!

EFE - Its a good thing you're not in the medical field. I have been pee'd, pooped, drooled, bled and barfed on, doused in anmiotic fluid and nearly given a facial by some drunken idiot sap in the ER! Luckily I'm pretty quick on my feet.

I won't even touch on some of the other things.

If ur working the psych ward you can see all those things in just one shift

coogie is probably my best friend on texags

JK! 42 has always been number 1!

But you were my number 1!!!

I'll pass on the psych ward. That scurs me!

Once had an irate patient rip out her iv then sh*t in her hand and start throwing it at the staff monkey-style. She stared straight into the eyes of one of the nurses and said "how ya like that sh*t?!"

I've had a number of patients rip their IV's out and act pretty crazed, but nothing quite like that!

Noooo, thank you. I'll be leaving the psych patients to someone else! lol

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sheet tossing, the bane of the very young and the very old

Who was tossing their sheets???

What was the thread count?

sh*t tossing, keep up 42

If you are a caregiver you expect it from the young and the old

care giver, wouldn't that be more along the lines of a zoo keeper?

One of the guys who was in my fish class for a while got mono, so he was excused from all Corps activities. But he was still too scared to go out into the hallway even though he could just walk everywhere without anyone bothering him. So instead of walking to the bathroom, he s*** on a towel in his room, then popped it out the window. Then he left the towel in his room when he quit.

I used that as an interesting fact at breakfast too. The look on the upperclassmen's faces was awesome.

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You intentionally let some chick piss on you?!? And I thought I was depraved. You make me sick.

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No, no. You're young and opened minded. You'll never really know until you experience it. Good on you for trying new things, even fun with feces has a home.

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Does Nervy have a dog with socks? Did her ex-fb once pee on a turtle?

Wow!!
Y'all be some sick Fckers!!
I can't even come close to any of these...