bought I snagged $20 for the mega millions
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I havent bought lottery tickets in forever
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Last: 13 yr ago by goose_
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bought I snagged $20 for the mega millions
Mei two?
Bought am I gonna buy snagged some earlier later on. After works.
The lotterie makes you think about what ewe use too due in the future.
I but one in Tuesday, bought I didn't won
going to spend 20 on a lap dance. Something tells me my ROI is going to be better than yours
http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/poker/lottery_simulator100.php
next time just give me the $20. I'll at least thank you for it
next time just give me the $20. I'll at least thank you for it
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going to spend 20 on a lap dance. Something tells me my ROI is going to be better than yours
Really? Substitute the word "money" with the word "azz" in the folling sentence and tell me it's not the exact same fantasy:
"Man, life sure would be great if I could have all that money. I'd be on easy street with all that money to play with everyday. No job to take up all my time, just spending all day thinking of all the fun stuff I could do with that money."
And then at the end of the day, no money, no azz, and you're still whacking it to the girdle section of the Sears catalog just like the rest of us.
lol...debface
Everyone knows the odds are not in their favor, but somebody somewhere is going to win and they'll laugh at your simulator.
I usually buy 5 or 6 a year when it gets really high.
I usually buy 5 or 6 a year when it gets really high.
goose, "girdle section". Damn, that was funny.
lap dance > nothing
goose....
You dated yourself on that one, but I love it.
You dated yourself on that one, but I love it.
$20 lap dance < nothing
blueballs!
blueballs!
goose, where can I sign up to get this Sears catalog mentioned in your post?
thanks
thanks
the Houston board mods are getting itchy trigger fingers over this thread.
you've all been warned
you've all been warned
No way am I touching that simulator. The odds of my numbers being drawn are bad enough as it is, I'm not screwing them up any worse by fooling around with that thing.
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blueballs!
Says you.
The odds of you hitting it all by yourself definitely decrease as the pot gets bigger. Its gonna wind up like in Bruce Almighty where everyone hits the lotto and riots start.
0 balls correct.
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The odds of you hitting it all by yourself definitely decrease as the pot gets bigger.
Was this intended to be taken at face value or is it another scrip club analogy?
Thanks, I'll hang up and listen...