What's your go to drinking toast?
To honor: get on her,
And stay on her,
If you can't cum in her,
Cum on her
To honor: get on her,
And stay on her,
If you can't cum in her,
Cum on her
Top drinking toasts.
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Last: 12 yr ago by wheelsoff
Gentlemen! To a good, selection, no rejection, a strong erection, a clean injection, and no infection!
[This message has been edited by The T Bow (edited 1/26/2012 5:51p).]
[This message has been edited by The T Bow (edited 1/26/2012 5:51p).]
Champagne for my real friends
And real pain for my sham friends.
And real pain for my sham friends.
Cheers
Big ears!
Big ears!
to the nights we'll never remember,
with the friend we'll never forget
with the friend we'll never forget
Here's to ***** and gunsmoke.
live by one, die by the other,
Love the smell of both in the Morning!
live by one, die by the other,
Love the smell of both in the Morning!
[This message has been edited by the todd (edited 1/26/2012 6:03p).]
Ein Prosit, ein Prosit
Der Gemütlichkeit
Ein Prosit, ein Prosit
Der Gemütlichkeit.
OANS ZWOA DREI! G'SUFFA!
Der Gemütlichkeit
Ein Prosit, ein Prosit
Der Gemütlichkeit.
OANS ZWOA DREI! G'SUFFA!
Fred is that drunk German numbering?
The amazing bird is the pelican
His beak can hold more than his belly-can
He can hold in his beak
Enough for a week
I don't know how the hell-he-can
[This message has been edited by Rusty gcs (edited 1/26/2012 6:14p).]
His beak can hold more than his belly-can
He can hold in his beak
Enough for a week
I don't know how the hell-he-can
[This message has been edited by Rusty gcs (edited 1/26/2012 6:14p).]
To forgetting this party, because any party I can remember probably wasn't worth remembering!
[This message has been edited by BurntOrangeBoy (edited 1/26/2012 6:19p).]
[This message has been edited by BurntOrangeBoy (edited 1/26/2012 6:19p).]
My friends are the best
Loyal, willing and able
Now let’s get to drinking
All glasses off the table!
Loyal, willing and able
Now let’s get to drinking
All glasses off the table!
Here's to the girls that kiss so sweet
That make things stand that have no feet
That make things stand that have no feet
My uncle's favorite.
Here's to women's kisses
And to whiskey, amber clear
Not as sweet as a woman's kiss,
but a damn sight more sincere!
Here's to women's kisses
And to whiskey, amber clear
Not as sweet as a woman's kiss,
but a damn sight more sincere!
quote:
Fred is that drunk German numbering?
no. I copy + pasted from a website. I didn't care enough to correct it.
May we never Lie, Cheat, Or Drink.
If we must Lie, lie in the arms of loved ones
If we must Cheat, cheat death.
And if we must Drink, drink with the friends you adore.
If we must Lie, lie in the arms of loved ones
If we must Cheat, cheat death.
And if we must Drink, drink with the friends you adore.
THAT ONE IS LAME AAB!
Here's to the girl with the little red shoes
She spends my money and drinks my booze
She lost her cherry but that's no sin
Cause she still has the box the fruit came in.
She spends my money and drinks my booze
She lost her cherry but that's no sin
Cause she still has the box the fruit came in.
Here's to the women we love and the women we f***...may they never meet.
Here's to womens underwear. Not the greatest thing in the world but its right next to it.
Over the lips, past the gums, look out stomach here it comes.
Where's the white women at?
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
To virgins and lesbians!
...thanks for nothin'
...thanks for nothin'
quote:
Where's the white women at?
Yes!!
And piss off T Bow!
quote:
The amazing bird is the pelican
His beak can hold more than his belly-can
He can hold in his beak
Enough for a week
I don't know how the hell-he-can
Rusty...you a fan of Ogden Nash?
Here's to the sunny slopes of long ago.
My favorite two are:
1. To panties, not the best thing but damn close to it
2. Here's to the girl I got it from, here's to me for being so dumb, and I hope she's around when I get well, cause I'll catch it again sure as hell!
1. To panties, not the best thing but damn close to it
2. Here's to the girl I got it from, here's to me for being so dumb, and I hope she's around when I get well, cause I'll catch it again sure as hell!
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Here's to finding a one nighter with golden locks, may you tongue punch her cinnamon fart box.
Sugar in the bowl
Coffee in the cup
Poke her in the butt
You won't knock her up
Coffee in the cup
Poke her in the butt
You won't knock her up
There's a saying, that time is a great storyteller...
I don't remember the rest of it from the Budweiser commercial.
I don't remember the rest of it from the Budweiser commercial.
Here's to you
Here's to me
Here's to friends we'll always be
But if we shall ever disagree
F*** you, here's to me
Here's to me
Here's to friends we'll always be
But if we shall ever disagree
F*** you, here's to me
Here's to a tiger in the bedroom,
A mink in the closet,
A jaguar in the driveway,
and a jackass to pay for it all.
A mink in the closet,
A jaguar in the driveway,
and a jackass to pay for it all.
Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death,
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart,
If you fight, may you fight for a brother,
And if you drink, may you drink with me.
If you cheat, may you cheat death,
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart,
If you fight, may you fight for a brother,
And if you drink, may you drink with me.
Poke her in the front,
Lick her in the rear,
Suck my ****ing dick *****,
and spit in my beer!
Lick her in the rear,
Suck my ****ing dick *****,
and spit in my beer!
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